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iwarburton



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 2:35 pm    Post subject: Dumb Blonde Reply with quote

Enjoyed the dumb blonde catering diary at the end of Sarah Kennedy's programme this morning eg serve without dressing, so she did so stark naked.

I hope she didn't try the one I once saw on a tin--pierce the can and stand in boiling water for 20 minutes.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 2:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I really dislike dumb blonde jokes.... People are dumb.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 2:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blondes are tops Cool Cool
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 2:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This gentleman prefers brunettes!

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not getting involved....
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would just like to say how brave Ian is.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Highlander wrote:
Blondes are tops Cool Cool


He certainly is Cool
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

gfloyd wrote:
I would just like to say how brave Ian is.



Not brave, weak.

Blonde jokes are the last hiding place of small minded bigotry.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Indeed- not all Scotsmen are Ginger Cool
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Highlander wrote:
Indeed- not all Scotsmen are Ginger Cool



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't mind Sarah too much, though I did cringe a little the other morning when she delivered a (very old) 'Irish' joke, complete with dodgy Irish accent!!! Woa!!! Was that journey really necessary?

I was Sam Tyler, back in 1973 for a minute there!
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 5:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wonder how essex girls and some london girls take her remarks in the mornings? Blonde bomb shell on the Dawn Patrol.



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rachel wrote:
gfloyd wrote:
I would just like to say how brave Ian is.



Not brave, weak.

Blonde jokes are the last hiding place of small minded bigotry.


Funny though Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't think Ian has felt the 'Standard slap'! Shocked Shocked Fearsome stuff!! Shocked
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 9:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dumb blonde jokes are like Irish jokes, Scot's are tight & mother in law jokes, we know that it is just a bit of fun and everybody knows that like, brunettes, redheads & Essex girls, some are bright and some not so bright. We all know that blondes have more fun don't we? I will have to ask sidecar, she's blonde, with a few silver threads these days. Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blonde diary



January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Helllloooo!!!
bottles won't fit in typewriter!

March
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said
"2-4 years!"

April
Trapped on an escalator for hours.....power went out!

May
Tried to make Kool-Aid....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't
fit into those little packets!

June
Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other
swimmers cheated, they used their arms!

August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top
was open.

September
The capital of California is "C".....isn't it?

November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I
weigh 108 lbs!

December
Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the
stupid phone!

What a year!!
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now Rachel's gonna be really pi**ed off!.. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think I may be for the 'Standard Slap'! Shocked Embarassed
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Duck & Cover"
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote " What's Up - 4 Non Blondes" Unquote!

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lord Evan, I'd put some serious distance between you and Rachel, sharpish.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh LEE, what am I to do with you? Very Happy I think this calls for more than a Standard Slap. Provocation! That's what this this! Very Happy A jolly good thrashing is on the cards............. your place or mine?

now, where did I put my horse whip? Cool
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Surely it's ok for a blonde (SK) to tell blonde jokes???
I think Rachel has had an SOH failure... I wouldn't mind if she told jokes about people from Surrey!
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, Maidinsurrey, it's not ok. I haven't had a sense of humour failure. If it's ok to make fun of people because of their hair colour, then how small a step, is that away from other physical characteristics? This type of material is blondism. Every other "ism" has been consigned to the unacceptable behaviour chapters, in the history books of the 70s, 80s and 90s. Blondism is an ugly form of self relief for those who privately enjoyed the "ism" era.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I beg to differ, your Rachelness!

Why shouldn't a blonde tell a blonde joke? Surely people have enough intelligence to know that a joke is all it is?

How about YOU keep smiling? Smile
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I cant see a problem if Sarah wants to make a joke about herself & her kind.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ernie, for once we agree! Exclamation
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Beg all you like MadeinSurrey. Wink It probably is ok for a blonde to tell a blonde joke in private but not on the Radio. Others will think , hey; it's acceptable to tell blonde jokes. In the work place , blonde jokes are just a small step away from bullying.

Try being a blonde working with in a place with 350 Sun-reading guys. You may have a different view.

Blonde jokes offend me - whoever tells them.


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your Rachelness, kindly do me the courtesy of spelling my name correctly!

Do you really work with 350 Sun-readers?? Just be grateful they don't read the Mail!!
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well there's a few thousand people work here but my department of 350 (ish) there's only 6 women.
The Sun , the Mirror , The Star and the Mail, even the odd Express... they read em all here.

I read The Mail. Peter Hitchins M-O-S- Rocks.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whatever have I started?

Shall I volunteer for a spell on the naughty step?

Ian.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think we should take turns. Who's been a bad boy today - WHACK! Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Q: What is blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde?
A: A blonde doing cartwheels.

I might be blonde but I do have something that's needed on here, a sense of humour.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 7:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If it were possible , perhaps we could invite Hitler in to tell Nazi jokes ... hey that would be ok, he'd only be joking about his own kind.

If you like blonde jokes, fine .. fill ya boots.

Sense of humour? Let me know when you get one.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 9:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Standard Greetings Rachel. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 9:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rachel wrote:
If it were possible , perhaps we could invite Hitler in to tell Nazi jokes ... hey that would be ok, he'd only be joking about his own kind.

If you like blonde jokes, fine .. fill ya boots.

Sense of humour? Let me know when you get one.


PMSL

Thank you for proving my point so eloquently and in a slightly deranged fashion.

BTW I don't know any Nazi comedians but I can refer you to ex-Rabbi Jackie Mason who tells Jewish jokes, and many Irish comedians who tell Irish jokes. So if we extrapolate your point of view you are basically comparing Jackie Mason to Hitler.

Interesting! Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

belinda wrote:

PMSL


My mum knows a really good Urologist if that problem persists. Oh no! Another "ist" This one really does take the P*ss.

This thread is fun. Well; very nearly Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rachel wrote:
belinda wrote:

PMSL


My mum knows a really good Urologist if that problem persists. Oh no! Another "ist" This one really does take the P*ss.

This thread is fun. Well; very nearly Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


Are you making jokes at the expense of the incontinent?
You're a worse version of Hitler!

You're so small minded ... zzzzzzzzzz bored! Can we talk about something slightly more important, like the price of a Monster Munch?
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

belinda wrote:

Are you making jokes at the expense of the incontinent?

You're a worse version of Hitler!

... zzzzzzzzzz bored!


No, " PMSL", I though you were...

Bored.... yep me too ... great minds huh....

Worse than Hitler !! Laughing .... Gosh! ..... does that come with a certificate?

Might just keep the guys out of my office.
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