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The rumours about my lack of a sense of humour have been greatly exaggerated..... (It does fail now and again though)

So for those of you who like Blonde jokes, the following links cover just about all of them ......... enjoy.. Very Happy

http://www.humorsphere.com/sms/dumb_blonde_jokes.htm

http://www.coolblondejokes.com/

http://www.blonde-jokes.co.uk/

http://www.ppsa.com/magazine/Blondes.html

http://www.hartfelt.net/fun/

http://www.dumb-blonde-jokes.net/

treasure · Joined: 27 Feb 2007 Posts: 133 Location: over the rainbow

Rachel...you're a sport...I salute you Very Happy

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PJ in Kent · Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 1102 Location: Go on, guess!

Rachel,

Those who accuse you of not having a sense of humour obviously don't know you very well.

You're one of the shining stars of this MB and of the old R2 MB.

I can always rely on your posts to raise a smile on this grumpy old mush Laughing

(PS: Can I have that tenner you promised me now? Very Happy

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PJ in Kent · Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 1102 Location: Go on, guess!

Check out the microwave joke on Rachel's last link:

True story... many moons ago I worked for a large electrical retailer.

A little old lady came in and stared intently at one of the microwaves, then started twiddling the dials on the front.
A colleague walked up to her and asked "Can I help you there, Madam?"

She replied, "Yes.... does this get BBC2 alright?"

The staff's raucous laughter echoed down the whole High Street! Laughing

Bless her heart, the poor old soul.
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Lord Evan Elpuss · Joined: 10 Dec 2006 Posts: 3417 Location: Cloud Cuckoo Land

Remember the lightbulb jokes? There were some good ones on the radio last Friday.
Well done for posting the links Rachel. I know you have a sense of humour.
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Lord Evan Elpuss · Joined: 10 Dec 2006 Posts: 3417 Location: Cloud Cuckoo Land

All in the name of humour

With his dummy on his knee, the ventriloquist starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes, when a Blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:
"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have
To do with her worth as a human being? It's Guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from
Reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general and all in the name of Humor!

The embarrassed Ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the Blonde yells,
"You stay out of this, Mister! I'm talking to that Little Sh1t on your Knee."

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RockitRon · Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 7646

I saw this the other day - it's not very good but it is mildly amusing, so...

A blonde reported for her University final exam, which consisted of "yes/no" type questions {yes, I know}. She took her seat in the examination hall, looked at her paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration took out her purse, found a coin and started to toss it, marking her answer sheet "Yes" for Heads and "No" for tails.

Within half an hour she had finished, wheras the rest of the students were still beavering away.

During the last five minutes, however, she was seen frantically tossing the coin again, swearing and sweating.

The invigilator, somewhat alarmed, approached and asked her what was wrong.

"I finished the exam in half an hour. But," she said, "I am rechecking my answers"
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Lord Evan Elpuss · Joined: 10 Dec 2006 Posts: 3417 Location: Cloud Cuckoo Land

I hope Rachel Will forgive me this one (which I got sent, I'm not clever enough to make them up!) as it shows that not all blondes are daft!

GO THE BLONDES

Two Irish engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A blonde walked by and asks what they are doing.

Paddy said: "We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole, but we don't have a ladder"

The blonde took a spanner from her handbag, loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down.
She then pulled a tape measure from her pocket, took a few measurements and announced that
it was eighteen feet and six inches.

She then walked off.

Mick said: "Ain't that just like a blonde! We need the height and she gives us the length".

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