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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lugless Laughing

It's funny cos its true Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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thank god for a plastic tip Laughing Laughing Laughing

was gonna mention a rim shot but thought better of it Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


Was gonna say "In off the brown" but I'm adult enough to resist the temptation Laughing


or even "kissed the pink" Embarassed

-Seymour reaches for his cagoule and shuffles out the room-


Pass me my duffle coat while you're there Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

bet Sian is foaming at the mouth if she's reading these posts and tearing her hair out cos' she's unable to mod them Laughing Laughing

"IT'S OFF TOPIC!!! STOP IT!!! STOP IT NOW Crying or Very sad

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Anything that raises a BBC Mods blood pressure to bursting point is fine by me Wink
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

its spreading out from R2MB slowly but surely.

wonder how long it will be before you are completely unable to post any comment at all on the BBC boards?

-Seymour finally remembers the subject of this thread! See Seymour blush Embarassed -
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, was there a subject to this thread???

Are you getting forgetful in your old age?

PJ is Shocked

The BBC seems to be run by the same rules as the Blair Government- We know best, and we aren't interested in your opinion... Just keep putting your hands in your pockets to pay for it, though. Mad
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Oh, was there a subject to this thread???

Are you getting forgetful in your old age?

.. Just keep putting your hands in your pockets to pay for it, though. Mad


Well thats a fine I dont mind paying Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Oh, was there a subject to this thread???

Are you getting forgetful in your old age?

.. Just keep putting your hands in your pockets to pay for it, though. Mad


Well thats a fine I dont mind paying Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


You just like having your hands in your pockets, so you can play with your "loose change" Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

they're not legal.....just tender Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wear silk gloves Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

but they'll clash with the cuffs Shocked

-even with his hands cuffed behind his back seymour can still manage to type. in fact he finds it so easy he b dsiopshi olwequjw oqwehewfpi olhhihfff-oh heck- Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

- aquamodiphobia= that feeling you get that somewhere, possibly in a lonely desolate office, Sian is crying her eyes out cos she cant stop Seymour going off topic- Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 6:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can you ever stay on topic, Seymour? Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 8:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

aren't tropical fish nice?

Razz
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 8:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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aren't tropical fish nice?

Razz

What's that got to do with the price of beer?! Razz
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 8:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lord Evan Elpuss wrote:
seymourwhitebits wrote:
aren't tropical fish nice?

Razz

What's that got to do with the price of beer?! Razz


Everybody knows beer is more expensive in bars what can afford tropical fish, don't they?

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Barkingbiker wrote:
Lord Evan Elpuss wrote:
seymourwhitebits wrote:
aren't tropical fish nice?

Razz

What's that got to do with the price of beer?! Razz


Everybody knows beer is more expensive in bars what can afford tropical fish, don't they?

BB Twisted Evil


Aren't they called Sushi Restaurants? Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You could well be right there PJ!
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LEE,
I wouldn't mind the high prices so much if they let you harpoon your own dinner Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I ordered the whale

when it came there were no spokes in it Laughing Laughing

-black country accent necessary Very Happy -
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What, bespoke whale?

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shouldn't that be Despoked whale?
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 5:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

my whale was as rubbery as the one they're using for rescue practice on loch ness Razz
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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 5:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/mbradio2/F6148276?thread=4116177

just one more thing not to talk about on the R2 boards
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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 6:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's appeared on the 6 music MBs too.
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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 6:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

They might get some anti-Tony sentiments... and that would never do
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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 7:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sian's had an easy day today then Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 7:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

PJ in Kent wrote:
They might get some anti-Tony sentiments... and that would never do


Well unless you can link it to a pointless list of song titles, it wouldn't be allowed anyway on a normal day Smile
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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 7:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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They might get some anti-Tony sentiments... and that would never do


Well unless you can link it to a pointless list of song titles, it wouldn't be allowed anyway on a normal day Smile


"Things Can Only Get Better", anybody?
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