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Jediworrier



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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 9:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rachel wrote:
Am I causing trouble again Very Happy .... Don't start on on me or I'll post some of my spoof Drivetime Show scripts........although having said that.....quite a lot of the stuff I joked about way back is in the show... Smile Spooky....



I'd recommend posting them Rachel, everytime I listen it's like time travelling back to the early 90's so I'm sure any new material would be greatly appreciated.
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or shares in FBG perhaps PJ? fnarr fnarr Twisted Evil


Seymour, FBG .. is that something to do with Fibre Optic Sensors?


Jedi......... I'll get to work right away and see what I can come up with..... Smile
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 6:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rachel wrote:
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or shares in FBG perhaps PJ? fnarr fnarr Twisted Evil


Seymour, FBG .. is that something to do with Fibre Optic Sensors?


Jedi......... I'll get to work right away and see what I can come up with..... Smile


Rachel,

I don't think Seymour is willing to discuss FBG on here. He told me about it in a personal email.
Though let's just say I think he's a lucky dog to have his very own FBG. Wink Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No PJ, Rachels right it stands for Fibre...erm....oooh...er Embarassed

-Seymour recognizes defeat when he sees it and runs screaming like a girl for the door- Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Acronym: FBG

A fiber Bragg grating is a periodic or aperiodic perturbation of the effective refractive index in the core of an optical fiber.


It runs on steam!..... you can't keep a good scientist down.....
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seymour,
You've talked yourself into a corner from which there is no escape Laughing

Rachel,

Unfortunately, I only have an IQ of 130.... that sailed right over my head I'm afraid- something about fribber robotic gobstoppers, wasn't it??? Laughing

I'll get me coat Embarassed
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 9:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What on earth are you talking about PJ?

Haven't you heard of a Fiber Bragg Grating?

Its that thingy to do with the oohjit

Sheesh!!!!!!!!! Embarassed

Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 6:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, is it the oojamaflip that you connect to the wangle-bar then slide into the doohickey?

Or am I thinking of the wrong wotsisname? Embarassed Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 6:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thats the very dubrey ferkin, you got it mate Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't call me a ferkin Laughing

Attaching the woggle flange to the taut-spangler is the hardest part, though.
(as the actress said to the bishop!) Shocked Laughing

I'm going for a lie-down Embarassed
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sounds like you've got trouble at t'mill Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aye, lad... those 7 year olds need pushing int't Spinning Jenny these days.

No work ethic, the idle little brats. I mean, they get a mug of cold gruel and 'aporth a day- so, it's not like they're ill-treated.. and they only have to work a 17 hour shift.

Dunno they're born Shocked Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Don't call me a ferkin Laughing

Attaching the woggle flange to the taut-spangler is the hardest part, though.
(as the actress said to the bishop!) Shocked Laughing

I'm going for a lie-down Embarassed

Ferkin = 9 gallon beer cask isn't it?!
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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uh oh this is becoming a habit! Laughing

I didnt expect the Spanish Inquisition Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Don't call me a ferkin Laughing

Attaching the woggle flange to the taut-spangler is the hardest part, though.
(as the actress said to the bishop!) Shocked Laughing

I'm going for a lie-down Embarassed

Ferkin = 9 gallon beer cask isn't it?!


OHHH... "Ferkin"

I thought you said F***** Embarassed Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Earex for Mr. PJ please
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Earex for Mr. PJ please


Pardon???? Very Happy

Half past four, I think Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes I'm fine thanks! Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I said it's half past four!

(oh you have to have some sympathy for the elderly, I suppose!) Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No thanks I,ve already eaten Laughing

-sound of barrel being scraped-
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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sound of barrel being scraped-

Would that be a 9 gallon firkin?
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

At least someones hearing is good Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pardon? - I heard that!!
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You hurt what? Laughing
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Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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You hurt what? Laughing


You need a nice padded room like mine. Soft and bouncy and safe...

Oh and some crayons to play with... but you can't have mine- I haven't finished eating them! Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I havent been allowed crayons since that unfortunate incident where I broke wind and nearly took the warders eye out Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing

Silent but violent Shocked Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haven't you heard of a Fiber Bragg Grating?

What's Melvyn Bragg got to do with all this?
I'll see you all at the foot of my Twitten later for an explanation.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thinks: how do you nearly take someones eye out with a fart / burp? I've never managed that, even after a beer & curry night!
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The clue is in " I havent been allowed crayons since"

Where was that crayon?

-Seymour starts drawing diagram- Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lord Evan Elpuss wrote:
Thinks: how do you nearly take someones eye out with a fart / burp? I've never managed that, even after a beer & curry night!


Apparently, crayons are difficult to digest and tend to pass straight through the "system" Shocked

**sound of crayon ricocheting off the walls**

Oops, pardon me! Embarassed
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Quote:
nearly took the warders eye out


But my aim is improving Twisted Evil
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Apparently, crayons are difficult to digest and tend to pass straight through the "system" Shocked

**sound of crayon ricocheting off the walls**

Oops, pardon me! Embarassed


I'll take your word for that! Rolling Eyes
Blimey, was that the pointed end!! Shocked

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**sound of crayon ricocheting off the walls**


I thought you were in your padded cell?

GUARDS!! GUARDS!! He's got out again Razz
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 6:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am in my cell- but I've cracked this aiming lark.... straight through the bars in the door and into the corridor! Laughing
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What exquisite control you have Cool of the muscles in the glutimus maximus ( thats Latin is that! )

I went to Eton you know! Shocked







.............just to clean the drains like, but I still went there Razz
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Ah, it's a practised art... although the early stages of training can get a smidge messy Embarassed Laughing

I went to Cambridge- can't remember why because I got lost in the one-way system and took 19 hours to get back out again Laughing
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well I did pick it up sewer easily Rolling Eyes

-even for Seymour, thats a groaner- Twisted Evil
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