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Two stepper · Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 11:36 am Post subject: Meatloaf

Did anybody see this twonk on the Royal Variety Show last night ? What a load of absolute trousers ! He wailed and skwawked his way through a track of his latest 'Bat' album (jeez Meat, how much more blood can you and Steinman wring from the same stone ?) Then it was the most bizarre coupling of the obviously 'tired and emotional' Mr Loaf and some waily-can't-sing-in-a-straight-line-r'n'b-totty called Jam someone or other on the pitchiest version of Dead Ringer for love... I've heard drunks have better karaoke shots at this song than this bloke did last night ! Give it up Meat !

iwarburton · Joined: 08 Dec 2006 Posts: 2133 Location: Northumberland

This is worrying, as we've paid a goodly sum in advance for the Meatloaf concert at the Newcastle Arena next May! Hope somebody can put the opposite point of view.

Ian.

Captain Pugwash · Joined: 08 Dec 2006 Posts: 67 Location: Cambridgeshire

Sorry Ian,

In my opinion, Two stepper couldn't have put it any better Sad

he really was poor.
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Two stepper · Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 1:30 pm Post subject:

I'm sorry too Ian, maybe there were too many freebies backstage in the green room, hope he gets his gameface on for the show you're booked to see.... Ahoy there Cap'n ! (up one two three forefinger in line with the eyebrow, palm of hand facing outward waggle-waggle down two three) Laughing

Captain Pugwash · Joined: 08 Dec 2006 Posts: 67 Location: Cambridgeshire

Hi Two stepper,

Bit easier for me as I only have a hook (just got to be careful I don't have the other eye out!) Laughing

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Two stepper · Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 4:21 pm Post subject:

Aye-aye skipper.. steady as she goes.

Clive55 · Joined: 08 Dec 2006 Posts: 1336

I really like his new album. Popm rock at its best!
The Monster is back (looks a bit tamer these days, tho)

gfloyd · Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 1:13 pm Post subject:

He cant sing live though. Why does he still keep trying? Its geting embarassing listening to him "sing"
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