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Scott Nelson
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe she's got a thing about Dock? Yes, I said Dock! Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I believe I once stood next to her at a do eating cheese & drinking wine. She was drinking white wine, if I recall rightly, but it was a long time ago. It might even have been water! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is Elaine really 4 foot nothing?
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

John W wrote:
Is Elaine really 4 foot nothing?


John, her nickname is "The Poisoned Dwarf". (This is not one of my insults, it's a nickname I have heard other people use to describe Elaine Paige, one being Tim Rice, I believe.)
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 5:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi all--so glad to see some positive comments about EP. The poisoned dwarf nickname confuses me--especially from Tim Rice. Didn't he--umm--enjoy her for 11 years or so? Wink She's 4'11" by the way. (or so I've read-never actually met her).
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 11:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I could be wrong about Tim Rice but I do vaguely remember somebody calling her The Poisoned Dwarf. Maybe it Was Lloyd-Webber? I'm pretty sure it was Rice who said it.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 11:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought that it was the name coined by Terry for her from Dallas
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 2:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Behind Geddon's Wall wrote:
I thought that it was the name coined by Terry for her from Dallas


Huh---now very confused. Terry...Dallas? Hmmm---at last I got my avatar working. I think the size paramaters should be made a little smaller! Mad How did Scott get his to work? Oh well--maybe I'm just techno challenged---it kept rejecting the size of all my Bette Davis pics--- Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 2:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lucy Ewing played by Charlene Tilton
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Guess I'll have to brush up on my Dallas facts---was a little before my time Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 5:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dallas was far saddos...who shot JR? Sue Ellen didn't do a good enough job if you ask me. Mad
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 5:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Dallas was far saddos...who shot JR? Sue Ellen didn't do a good enough job if you ask me. Mad


So I shouldn't waste my time with Dallas? Still confused as to what connection it has to EP? Confused
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ODonna wrote:
Scott Nelson wrote:
Dallas was far saddos...who shot JR? Sue Ellen didn't do a good enough job if you ask me. Mad


So I shouldn't waste my time with Dallas? Still confused as to what connection it has to EP? Confused
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Absolutely nothing. Just Scott getting mixed up again.

Anyway wasnt it Sue Ellen's sister who shhot JR?
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ODonna wrote:
Scott Nelson wrote:
Dallas was far saddos...who shot JR? Sue Ellen didn't do a good enough job if you ask me. Mad


So I shouldn't waste my time with Dallas? Still confused as to what connection it has to EP? Confused
OD


Dallas, EP, crap.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It wasn't Sue Ellen who shot him. It was gosh the actress name was Crosby, mind gone blank , was it Kirsten Confused


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Sue Ellen didn't do a good enough job if you ask me


Well.... in fact in the book version she wouldn't give JR a Clinton, apparently Laughing


Scott, as usual you ruin any thread about Elaine Rolling Eyes So, The Dallas messages will be moved, later, to another topic, in the coffee bar


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes I agree--thread was about EP. Anyway--doesn't she have a fabulous laugh!! I love it!!!
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 7:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ODonna wrote:
Yes I agree--thread was about EP. Anyway--doesn't she have a fabulous laugh!! I love it!!!
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What is so fabulous about it? Her laugh is cringe-making. I sincerely hope Michael Ball replaces her in the New Year. A radio presenter she ain't.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 7:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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A radio presenter she ain't.


So how come she's............ presenting radio?

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 8:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Scott Nelson wrote:
ODonna wrote:
Yes I agree--thread was about EP. Anyway--doesn't she have a fabulous laugh!! I love it!!!
Laughing
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What is so fabulous about it? Her laugh is cringe-making.


Scott--her laugh makes me laugh and that's what's fabulous about it! Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 8:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ella Sailyour wrote:
Scott Nelson wrote:
A radio presenter she ain't.


So how come she's............ presenting radio?

Ella


Because Jane Macdonald was already booked. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 8:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ella Sailyour wrote:
Scott Nelson wrote:
A radio presenter she ain't.


So how come she's............ presenting radio?

Ella


Because she's "famous" and is a "big name", just like Dermot O'Leary, Chris Evans and Russell Brand are, hence the reason why Lesley Douglas recruited them in the first place.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 8:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

But surely a person who is (whether you like it or not) presenting radio programmes is........ a radio presenter. Even Chris Evans!

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ella Sailyour wrote:
But surely a person who is (whether you like it or not) presenting radio programmes is........ a radio presenter. Even Chris Evans!

Ella


Elaine Paige is NOT a suitable radio presenter; she's absolutely false on the radio, has no skills, sounds unprofessional and is a complete joke. Michael Ball would be much more suitable for that slot. Elaine Paige should stick to what she's good at - stage and screen. Listening to her squawking on the radio is like listening to fingernails being scraped down a chalk board, especially when she laughs.

Russell Brand is no better - he is a comedian/TV presenter; I do not think his radio show is a good as what Lesley Douglas says. Far too much hype if you ask me.

Chris Evans has a lot of radio experience and sounds far more professional than what Russell Brand and Elaine Paige do.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah, but you wrote:

Scott Nelson wrote:
A radio presenter she ain't.


And, in reply, I wrote:

Ella Sailyour wrote:
So how come she's............ presenting radio?


and you responded:

Scott Nelson wrote:
Elaine Paige is NOT a suitable radio presenter


And I will write: "Because she's presenting radio programmes".

That's simple enough isn't it?

Chris Evans isn't what I would call a "talented radio presenter" but presenting radio programmes is what he does, so he's a "radio presenter"!

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Michael Ball would be much more suitable for that slot. Elaine Paige should stick to what she's good at


Erm..isn't Michael Ball a singer in musicals..like.erm...Elaine Page??

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

woodysdad wrote:
Erm..isn't Michael Ball a singer in musicals..like.erm...Elaine Page??

Rolling Eyes


Hang on. You're going to confuse Mr. Nelson soon. Let's take it slowly....

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

helllllllllo I'm EEEEEEEEEEElaine PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ella--you're awesome!!
Scott-- Elaine's skills are a matter of opinon obviously! If you want to complain about her I think there's a board on this web site for that! Mad I know it's wasting my time to ask you to go there to do that--but I will anyway!
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lesley Douglas only brought Elaine Paige because she is a "big name"; the woman had no experience in radio and is just a total con. She's cringe-making and should be sacked. I would listen to the show if Michael Ball (who I think is wonderful) hosted it. In fact, I think a lot more people would. I know people who listen to Radio 2 and some of them complain about the crap Sunday line up, in particular Sunday Love Songs, Elaine Paige and anything broadcast after 7pm.

I do not understand the fascination of bringing "big names" to Radio 2, not when they sound like amateurs and are totally unacceptable for radio. Lulu went down like a lead balloon; Dermot O'Leary has made Saturday teatimes sound like Junior Choice; Russell Brand has totally ruined Saturday night listening for those music enthusiasts and finally, Elaine Paige sounds just like Sarah Kennedy: Hyacinth Bucket and room for a "pony". Who can take those two moronic posh birds seriously? They're absolute garbage.

Chris Evans might not be your cuppa Rosie Lea and to be honest, I don't often listen to him because I think he is the wrong choice of presenter for Drivetime. Move him to the 2-5pm slot and give Drivetime to Stuart Maconie, Mark Goodier, Simon Mayo or Richard Allinson. Chris Evans has years of radio experience, unlike Elaine Paige and Russell Brand, who were only brought to the network because they're "famous". Not all big names are suitable for radio - I just wish Lesley Douglas would underatand that. I mean, we've even got that foul mouthed pillock Gordon Ramsay on Christmas Day telling people how to prepare a Christmas dinner. WTF is going on at Radio 2? The station (and Lesley Douglas) is losing the plot.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ella Sailyour wrote:
woodysdad wrote:
Erm..isn't Michael Ball a singer in musicals..like.erm...Elaine Page??

Rolling Eyes


Hang on. You're going to confuse Mr. Nelson soon. Let's take it slowly....

Ella


Herr Gruuber, I think you're the one who is "confused" here.
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helllllllllo I'm EEEEEEEEEEElaine PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE


I feel for sorry for you ! Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah, but you wrote:

Scott Nelson wrote:
A radio presenter she ain't.


And, in reply, I wrote:

Ella Sailyour wrote:
So how come she's............ presenting radio?


and you responded:

Scott Nelson wrote:
Elaine Paige is NOT a suitable radio presenter


And I will write: "Because she's presenting radio programmes".

I re-iterate: That's simple enough isn't it?

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And I "re-iterate" (Herr Gruuber) that she's not suitable for radio whereas Chris Evans is (because he's experienced and doesn't sound like a crap amateur).

That's simple enough isn't it?
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Well it's all the same Elaine page Lulu or good god Cliff next god forbid.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Well it's all the same Elaine page Lulu or good god Cliff next god forbid.


Cliff Richard for Drivetime? Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Scott Nelson wrote:
And I "re-iterate" (Herr Gruuber) that she's not suitable for radio whereas Chris Evans is (because he's experienced and doesn't sound like a crap amateur).

That's simple enough isn't it?


But if she's "presenting radio" surely she's a "radio presenter"? If you drive a car you're a car driver, aren't you?

Ella

PS: And who the hell is this Herr Gubber character?

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Cliff Richard for Drivetime? Rolling Eyes


Anything would be better than.............................
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Who dear Cliff Richard well I would rather eat a witchtitcy grub
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

She's not a radio presenter; she's a poor imitation of one. Lesley Douglas has got some bizarre tastes. Rolling Eyes
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Who dear Cliff Richard well I would rather eat a witchtitcy grub


Did you know that Lionel Blair once sat in for Danny Baker on BBC London back in 2004? This was when Baker hosted the breakfast show. Anyway, Lionel Blair was bloody awful, and who was one of his guests? Cliff Richard! Embarassed Shocked
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Scott Nelson wrote:
She's not a radio presenter; she's a poor imitation of one. Lesley Douglas has got some bizarre tastes. Rolling Eyes


So she doesn't present a radio programme then? What I'm hearing is silence during the time she's supposed to be on air?

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