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major tom



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PostPosted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 11:49 pm    Post subject: One is not amused Reply with quote

My Billy Idol post got removed to the Costa Coffee Shop and I only drink tea. How very dare you
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 12:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

and this one

maybe they serve tea
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Natasha
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 8:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do you think they do biscuits, too? I have tummy rumbles Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 8:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How about a nice and big hob-nob Natasha? Would that fill your hole? In your rumbling tummy I mean. Wink
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 8:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're a rude admin person. Go put yourself on the naughty step Very Happy Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 8:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ohh, I live on the naughty step Natasha. It's soo much more fun. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 8:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wink
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 8:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Care to join me, there should be just enough room for two on this step, but you'll have to hold me close so you don't fall off. Cool
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know you're a cheeky admin person, but with the size of my bum - you'd be lucky to get half a cheek on there if I was to plonk myself next to you. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 5:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

admin wrote:
How about a nice and big hob-nob Natasha? Would that fill your hole? In your rumbling tummy I mean. Wink


That's three times this week I've covered my keyboard with hot liquid.... Mad Very Happy

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(I dare say you can read something into those comments, too, if you're so inclined! Very Happy )
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 5:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't know what you mean, sir. Shocked Wink Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 5:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I know you're a cheeky admin person, but with the size of my bum - you'd be lucky to get half a cheek on there if I was to plonk myself next to you.


In that case.... if there's not enough room for the two of us, I could always let you sit on my lap, if you promised not to expel any gas upon me. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 6:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm a Senokot max strength sorta girl - so we'd beter not risk it Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 6:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Uhm, if you'd have said that before, I wouldn't have even offered to let you sit next to me! Shocked
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 6:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Get a cork an I still could Shocked Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 6:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Uhm, I'd be worried you'd stand up and blow a hole somewhere upon my personage. Surprised
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 6:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There is that I suppose - but it's worth the risk Wink Very Happy Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 6:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It might be.... if it were only a bonk from a cork, but I wonder if a brown shower would be so easily shrugged off, or washed off for that matter!
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 6:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Depends if you're into coprophilia. Personally, I prefer a beer, a pizza and a comfy park bench Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 6:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Uggghh. Just checked the dictionary Neutral
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 6:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Definately not. I didn't even like the music by scatman John.

Mmmmm, park bench and beer, but I let you have the whole pizza... im not a fan of cheese, but it is good you are. Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 6:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're such a gent, Mr Admin. Have my last Rollo Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 7:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yayyyyyy, I love Rolos. Although I must say that where I come from, a certain sex act is often reffered to as the 'Rolo.' But Im more than happy with the chocolate... as long as it comes from you. Embarassed
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Natasha wrote:
I'm a Senokot max strength sorta girl


This goes a long way to explain why you end up being introduced to dodgy geezers wearing novelty festive sweaters, then, doesn't it? Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes Crying or Very sad
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