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gfloyd
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 Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:06 pm Post subject: Tom Cruise building £5m bunker to protect against aliens |
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Hollywood star Tom Cruise is planning to build a bunker at his Colorado home to protect his family in the event of an intergalactic alien attack, according to new reports.
The Mission Impossible actor, who is a dedicated follower of Scientology, is reportedly fearful that deposed galactic ruler 'Xenu' is plotting an evil revenge attack on Earth.
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Nuts! 
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mark occomore
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| Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:32 pm Post subject: |
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| Playing Hitler in his new movie. Now wanting to build a bunker |
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gfloyd
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| Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:35 pm Post subject: |
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| mark occomore wrote: | | Playing Hitler in his new movie. Now wanting to build a bunker |
Thought he was playing a "good Nazi"? 
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Ernie, you can't have 'a good Nazi!' A good German, yes! 
Tom Cruise is being taken for a ride, along with the other followers of this silly cult. I had to be careful typing that. |
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Cherskiy
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Put Scientology in the same bin as Astrology. LRon's SF books are worthless, too, and as for the film "Battlefield Earth", well, that's two hours of my life I wish I had back again.
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gfloyd
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| Briant wrote: | Ernie, you can't have 'a good Nazi!' A good German, yes!
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Well he is playing Count Claus Shenck Graf von Stauffenberg who attempted to assisinate Hitler in 1944
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| Cherskiy wrote: | | Put Scientology in the same bin as Astrology. LRon's SF books are worthless, too, and as for the film "Battlefield Earth", well, that's two hours of my life I wish I had back again. |
Well said, Chersk.
tell you what, let's try to convince Cruise that there is an alien invasion and once he's in the bunker with his bonkers mates, concrete the entrance up!
....dipstick, doesn't he realise Xenu has a trigullanium blaster that can shoot through anything! Doh! 
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nod
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| Has he room for his mates the Beckhams ? |
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Cherskiy
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| AndyAndy2 wrote: | | Cherskiy wrote: | | Put Scientology in the same bin as Astrology. LRon's SF books are worthless, too, and as for the film "Battlefield Earth", well, that's two hours of my life I wish I had back again. |
Well said, Chersk.
tell you what, let's try to convince Cruise that there is an alien invasion and once he's in the bunker with his bonkers mates, concrete the entrance up!
....dipstick, doesn't he realise Xenu has a trigullanium blaster that can shoot through anything! Doh! |
 Cruise could make himself a tin-foil helmet for a tiny fraction of the cost - and it would offer about as much protection!
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| Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 7:32 pm Post subject: |
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| Conclusive proof as if it were needed that Cruise is indeed bonkers. |
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gfloyd
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Its a bitter arrogant of Cruise to think the aliens would want him. They would probably pick someone taller
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