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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:30 am    Post subject: Picture the scene.... Reply with quote

Dover Immigration Control....


<Passport Controller> Hello welcome to the United Kingdom,... Name Please?

<Boris> My Name iz ze Boris...tell mez Mr Passport Controller what is ziz Radioz Station I can hearz and what do zay mean on-line, on ze digital?

<PC> Oh this is Radio 2 Sir - the most popular Radio Station in the Country.

<Boris> I see , How can I listen to ziz station?

<PC> Well first of all you'll need a house.

<Boris> A House? How much is ze house?

<PC> Well it varies but on average about two hundred and fifty thousand pounds....

<Boris> and zen I can listen?

<PC> Oh no .. then you'll need a telephone line with a broadband connection.

<Boris> and vhat doz ziz cost me?

<PC> Well it varies

<Boris> Hmm I zhought it might..

<PC> anything from a few hundred pounds for a from scratch installation, then maybe 15 - 30 pounds per month..

<Boris> and zen I can listen?

<PC> well not quite.. then you'll need a Multi media Personal Computer running a recent version of Windows and Internet Explorer.

<Boris> and vhat doz ziz cost me?

<PC> well it varies from the car boot sector to the latest models but anywhere up to several thousand pounds.

<Boris> ho ho ho ho ho.. I see .. you are ... how you zayz .. teazing me right?

<PC> No this is the modern way to listen to the Radio...

<Boris> ho ho ho ho you English are bonkers! In ze my countryz ve listen to ze radio on ziz ... < pulls from pocket> a small pocket tranziztor Radio .. runs on 9voltz battery ... cost only two sheckels at Bruskov Radio Shack... Listen.... just turn ziz dial and yes ...

sccccccccccccchhhhhhhhh buchhhhhhhhhhhhh shhhhhhhhhhhpwhuuuuucchhhhhhhhhh bizzzt bizzzzzt .. {{{{ bee bee ceeeeeeRadio 2}}}}}} .... ahh zhare it iz ......

Ho ho ho ho ... I change my mind.. I go back to my countyz and make fortune as stand up comedian.. telling ze jokes about how ze English take out a mortgage just to listen to ze Radio...

Ho ho ho ho ..... bye....
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 10:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good job he didn't find out how much some presenters are paid! they wouldn't believe it.
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