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iwarburton



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:28 pm    Post subject: Census Sauce Reply with quote

It's reported that the EU is considering holding its own census, with a greater number and range of questions that we've hitherto been used to.

We're told that one of the more choice questions under consideration is when did you first have sex.

Leaving aside thoughts about what business this is of the EU, I'd love to know how they would verify whether correct answers had been given by respondents. It sounds like an open invitation for a bit of boasting and invention.

If it comes about, I hope that someone sues the EU for a breach of human rights!

Ian.
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RockitRon



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 3:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Caused not a little merriment between Terry Wogan and Fran Godfrey this morning.

It's a ludicrous suggestion, and I cannot see some of the more religiously conscious member states of the EU agreeing to that one.
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Minx



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I loved Tel's line about "why would I remember when I first had sex.... I can't even remember the last time I had sex..... Crying or Very sad
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Briant



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or the comedian Roy Walker.... 'The first time I had sex I was very frightened. I was by myself!' Laughing
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