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mark occomore
Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 9955 Location: UK
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 8:15 pm Post subject: Something For The Evening |
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The A to Z of Sex.
A saucy mum has written a dictionary of sexual orgasms claiming she has identified more than a Hundred different kinds.
Karen Manning aged 41, hit on the idea after quizzing her pals about their sex lives.
Entries in her A to Z include the Quickie The Oh My God and the Ceiling Scraper
She sold 500 copies so far at £7.99 " She said every Orgasm is different so wrote everyone down"
Among one of the rarest is the " Electrifying Orgasm" leaves the body shaking. The In-Flight Orgasm also known as the Mile High is achieved while in an aeroplane lavatory..
She does still have a good sex life with her Hubby. |
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John W
Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 3367 Location: Warwickshire, UK
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 9:08 pm Post subject: |
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Most blokes orgasms are very similar but she is correct (in my experience) women's vary a lot.
My least favourite is 'The Wrestler' where the lady basically starts throwing her body about and I try and dive out the way to avoid a blow to the head.
The most off-putting is the Laughing One, where she goes into a fit of giggles and that really stops everything there and then.
Just as off-putting is the Swearing One where she starts f'ing and blinding and throws you off!
The most touching orgasm is the Crying One which creates a mysterious atmosphere, and you just lie there holding her waiting for her to stop.
What forum is this I'm posting on? |
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SantaFefan
Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 11258 Location: top of the cliffs in Norfolk
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 8:00 am Post subject: |
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.... so, how about that Chris Evans eh?
I noticed Mark illustrated this story over on Jezza's. _________________ Johnnie Walker read out my message on Pirate Radio! 13/8/07
I have heard how radio should be. |
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BDG
Joined: 08 Dec 2006 Posts: 202
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 9:50 pm Post subject: |
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Have you read the book then John ? I've seen you in a different light you dark horse you
Happy New Year to you all here
B X |
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Barkingbiker
Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 2313 Location: Lincolnshire
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 10:22 pm Post subject: |
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Sex is like a game of bridge, you have to have a very good partner, or an excellent hand
BB _________________ Old Bikers Never Die, our leathers just get tighter! |
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Briant
Joined: 02 Jun 2007 Posts: 964 Location: Liverpool England UK
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 10:27 pm Post subject: |
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Happy New Year to you too, Becky! |
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John W
Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 3367 Location: Warwickshire, UK
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 11:08 pm Post subject: |
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BDG wrote: | Have you read the book then John ? I've seen you in a different light you dark horse you
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No Becks, I haven't read the book, I've just been married 26 years |
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SantaFefan
Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 11258 Location: top of the cliffs in Norfolk
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:59 am Post subject: |
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I've been married 23 years.... .... .... ...
Maybe you should write your own version of the book John? _________________ Johnnie Walker read out my message on Pirate Radio! 13/8/07
I have heard how radio should be. |
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John W
Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 3367 Location: Warwickshire, UK
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:16 pm Post subject: |
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I forgot to mention the oo-oo-oo-oo-00 one and the eughh-yeughh- eughh one but they were a long time ago |
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BDG
Joined: 08 Dec 2006 Posts: 202
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Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 6:29 pm Post subject: |
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John
24 years for us this year and still going strong - well most of the time |
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Shaky Fan
Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 628
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Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:09 pm Post subject: |
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How are you getting on with the book then Mark? |
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