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mark occomore



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 8:15 pm    Post subject: Something For The Evening Reply with quote

The A to Z of Sex.

A saucy mum has written a dictionary of sexual orgasms claiming she has identified more than a Hundred different kinds.

Karen Manning aged 41, hit on the idea after quizzing her pals about their sex lives.

Entries in her A to Z include the Quickie The Oh My God and the Ceiling Scraper

She sold 500 copies so far at £7.99 " She said every Orgasm is different so wrote everyone down"

Among one of the rarest is the " Electrifying Orgasm" leaves the body shaking. The In-Flight Orgasm also known as the Mile High is achieved while in an aeroplane lavatory..

She does still have a good sex life with her Hubby.
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John W



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 9:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Most blokes orgasms are very similar but she is correct (in my experience) women's vary a lot.

My least favourite is 'The Wrestler' where the lady basically starts throwing her body about and I try and dive out the way to avoid a blow to the head.

The most off-putting is the Laughing One, where she goes into a fit of giggles and that really stops everything there and then.

Just as off-putting is the Swearing One where she starts f'ing and blinding and throws you off!

The most touching orgasm is the Crying One which creates a mysterious atmosphere, and you just lie there holding her waiting for her to stop.

What forum is this I'm posting on? Laughing
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SantaFefan



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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 8:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

.... Confused so, how about that Chris Evans eh?





I noticed Mark illustrated this story over on Jezza's. Razz
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BDG



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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 9:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have you read the book then John ? I've seen you in a different light you dark horse you Wink

Happy New Year to you all here Very Happy

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Barkingbiker



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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 10:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sex is like a game of bridge, you have to have a very good partner, or an excellent hand Embarassed

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Briant



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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 10:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Happy New Year to you too, Becky! Laughing
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John W



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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 11:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

BDG wrote:
Have you read the book then John ? I've seen you in a different light you dark horse you Wink

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No Becks, I haven't read the book, I've just been married 26 years Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've been married 23 years.... Very Happy .... Smile .... Sad ...


Maybe you should write your own version of the book John? Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Smile

I forgot to mention the oo-oo-oo-oo-00 one and the eughh-yeughh- eughh one but they were a long time ago Rolling Eyes
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BDG



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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 6:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing John

24 years for us this year and still going strong - well most of the time Wink
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Shaky Fan



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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How are you getting on with the book then Mark? Laughing
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