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RockitRon



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 10:37 am    Post subject: Noah's Ark Reply with quote

Noah blessed the pairs of creatures as they left the Ark and said to them,
"Go forth into the world and multiply", until he came upon two snakes.

When he blessed them in the same way they replied that they were Adders, so could not multiply, whereupon he took them back into the Ark and said he would deal with them later.

When he did return to them he noticed that they were surrounded by many baby Adders, so he questioned this, saying to them that they had told him they could not multiply so how had they got all the baby Adders?

They replied,

"Oh,, it was easy - you put us on a log table"
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John W



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 12:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ron,

I expect half the population wouldn't get that, not knowing about log(arithms) Smile
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 8:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hopefully tomorrow I might be able to get out in the sun for a tan (gents) Smile
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RockitRon



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There's been no sine of the sun here for days.

John, my son tells me they do still do logarithms at school.

I'm no mathmetician myself - it just tickled me. Cool
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