R2OK! Forum Index R2OK!
Contact R2OK! admin

Click here for R2OK! Website


 
 FAQFAQ   SearchSearch   MemberlistMemberlist   UsergroupsUsergroups   RegisterRegister 
 ProfileProfile   Log in to check your private messagesLog in to check your private messages   Log inLog in 

Would you...

 
Post new topic   Reply to topic    R2OK! Forum Index -> Coffee Bar
View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
RockitRon



Joined: 07 Dec 2006
Posts: 7646

PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:12 am    Post subject: Would you... Reply with quote

... avail yourself of this service?...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/retailandconsumer/7009900/Hotel-chain-offers-human-bed-warmers.html

... assuming you were travelling alone, presumably.

(Hope they haven't had garlic bread and baked beans for tea)

Would you like to don a babygro outfit and offer the service?...
_________________
Ron
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
SantaFefan



Joined: 07 Dec 2006
Posts: 11258
Location: top of the cliffs in Norfolk

PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked this can't be for real? haven't they heard of electric blankets?

We have an electric underblanket and I agree, it's very nice to get into a warm bed but I don't see the need for humans to do the job.

I remember when I was a kid, getting into a crispy cotton sheet bed in the depths of winter... Confused took ages to get in and warm up with no central heating.
_________________
Johnnie Walker read out my message on Pirate Radio! Very Happy 13/8/07
I have heard how radio should be.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message AIM Address
RockitRon



Joined: 07 Dec 2006
Posts: 7646

PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

In the days before duvets became de rigeur we had an electric over-blanket, and arguments about what number it should be set to.

Nowadays, if it's really cold, I suppose I perform the service, without the babygro. Why is it women's feet are always flippin' freeezing?
_________________
Ron
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Minx



Joined: 09 Dec 2006
Posts: 4088
Location: France/Spain/Peterborough/Tenerife

PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

SantaFefan wrote:

I remember when I was a kid, getting into a crispy cotton sheet bed in the depths of winter... Confused took ages to get in and warm up with no central heating.


I once stayed at a guest house down in the west country, during the winter months. The bed was icy cold, and the sheets so damp that me sliding down into the bed made a squeaking noise! Shocked
_________________
Minx

To err is human, to forgive - canine.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
Toggy



Joined: 18 Aug 2008
Posts: 1239

PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Never mind an electric blanket,what's wrong with a hot water bottle?
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
SantaFefan



Joined: 07 Dec 2006
Posts: 11258
Location: top of the cliffs in Norfolk

PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm surprised they haven't been banned today! boiling water in bed? I remember even filling them up was a bit iffy...
I think that's a smell one never forgets too - a piping hot rubber water bottle.
I had a pink one.. err, make that a red one, and I'd cling on to it until it was just luke warm... Razz
_________________
Johnnie Walker read out my message on Pirate Radio! Very Happy 13/8/07
I have heard how radio should be.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message AIM Address
RockitRon



Joined: 07 Dec 2006
Posts: 7646

PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I never had a hot water bottle as a child (or adult) but I can imagine the smell of hot rubber. Had to make do with my own body heat under the blankets, even in the bad winter of 62/3 (we did have a paraffin heater in the bedroom - can you imagine what child welfare workers would say about that these days? - which took a little of the chill off, though not sufficient to prevent the condensation on the windows from freezing).

Now, even in their centrally heated coccoon, our niece and nephew get a hot water bottle; talk about being mollycoddled! Smile
_________________
Ron
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Briant



Joined: 02 Jun 2007
Posts: 964
Location: Liverpool England UK

PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 10:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How about some bedroom songs to warm you up?

'Lay lady lay' by Bob Dylan
'Turn out the lights' by Teddy Pendergrass
'Help me make it through the night' by Kris Kristofferson
'Let's spend the night together' by The Rolling Stones.....

Over to you, as H might say! Very Happy
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
SantaFefan



Joined: 07 Dec 2006
Posts: 11258
Location: top of the cliffs in Norfolk

PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 10:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

of course, I only had a "Ssss Single Bed" back then.. such things didn't even enter my head.. Embarassed

A Paraffin heater in the bedroom? Shocked Luxury! Laughing

another smell I'll never forget... when they ran out of Paraffin.. blimey!
_________________
Johnnie Walker read out my message on Pirate Radio! Very Happy 13/8/07
I have heard how radio should be.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message AIM Address
MadeinSurrey



Joined: 11 Dec 2006
Posts: 3130
Location: The Beautiful South

PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

When we were kids, frost on the INSIDE of windows was the norm.

By the way, why do we never hear "S-s-s single Bed" on the radio? Whatever happened to Noosha Fox?
_________________
MiS
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Angela W



Joined: 11 Dec 2006
Posts: 7228
Location: North Yorkshire

PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 3:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MadeinSurrey wrote:
When we were kids, frost on the INSIDE of windows was the norm.



When we got up in the morning it was the norm in our house during the extreme weather last Christmas/New Year. Something I had not seen since I was a child!
_________________
Pirate Johnnie Walker played my request on 11 April 2009
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
aviddiva



Joined: 11 Oct 2008
Posts: 1135
Location: Wakefield, West Yorkshire

PostPosted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 12:46 pm    Post subject: Would you... Reply with quote

'Underneath The Blanket Go' (Gilbert O'Sullivan) came to my mind!
_________________
We are loonies and we are proud!

- Campbell Bain in 'Takin' Over The Asylum'
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic    R2OK! Forum Index -> Coffee Bar All times are GMT
Page 1 of 1

 
Jump to:  
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum


Powered by phpBB © phpBB Group. Hosted by phpBB.BizHat.com