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The Miracle of Toilet Paper

 
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RockitRon



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 8:26 pm    Post subject: The Miracle of Toilet Paper Reply with quote

The only jokes I get forwarded to me come from a woman. I thought I should let you know that before unleashing this one...


Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of romantically telling me this is not true, he uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion:
"If you want your breasts to grow, then take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds every day."

Willing to try anything, I got a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

"How long will this take?" I asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replied.

I stopped. "Do you really think that rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make them grow larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he said "Worked for your bum, didn't it?"



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MadeinSurrey



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 8:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks Ron, I've forwarded that one on!! Laughing
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