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RockitRon



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PostPosted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:39 am    Post subject: Peanuts Reply with quote

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she gives him another handful of peanuts.

She repeats this gesture about five more times.

When she is about to hand him yet another batch he asks the little old lady, 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?'.

'We can't chew them because we've no teeth', she replies.

The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them then?'

The old lady replies, 'We just love the chocolate around them.'


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Minx



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PostPosted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Nice one!
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