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Minx



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 8:24 pm    Post subject: No offence meant.....to be sure! Reply with quote

Paddy finds a sandwich with wires sticking out of it. He phones the police. Bejaysus, Iíve found a sandwich that looks like a bomb.
Is it tickiní? asks the telephonist.
Nah, I tink itís beefÖ
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 9:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing

Ah, go on then, while we're here...

Paddy calls Easyjet to book a flight. The operator asks "How many people are flying with you?"

Paddy replies "I don't know! Its your bloody plane!!!"


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Paddy and his wife are lying in bed and the neighbour's dog is barking like mad in its garden. Paddy says "To hell with this!" and storms off..

He comes back upstairs five minutes later and his wife asks "What did you do?"

Paddy replies, "I've put the dog in our garden, let's see how they like it!"

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