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Fog on the Tyne



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PostPosted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 11:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My friend keeps saying "Cheer Up! it could be worse, you could be in an underground hole full of water"
I know he means well.

(pinched from a facebook post)
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Fog on the Tyne



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just bought a pair of shoes with memory foam insoles, no more forgetting why I went upstairs!!
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becky sharp



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PostPosted: Tue May 04, 2021 1:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

^^^
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From Twitter.

Electioneering this week..

Met an old lady while door knocking this morning...
I ended up taking an hour to mend her gate...
When I had finished she said "if you get on the council give the joinery department a swerve"..... True story


https://twitter.com/rodjgrimmer/status/1389561388230746122

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becky sharp



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2022 12:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seen on Twitter...

'Hansom cab for Mogg'


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becky sharp



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 27, 2023 12:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

'A GUIDE TO PUTTING YOUR CLOCKS BACK...

SMARTPHONE Leave it alone, it does its magic .

SUNDIAL Move one house to the left.

OVEN You'll need a Masters in Electronic Engineering or a hammer.

CAR RADIO Not worth it, wait six months'

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Helen May



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 27, 2023 6:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How true Becky!

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