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gfloyd · Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:30 am Post subject: Cruise is Scientology's 'Christ'

Tom Cruise has been named the new 'Christ' of Scientology, according to the leaders of the religion.

The Mission: Impossible star has reportedly been told that he has been chosen to spread the word of his faith throughout the world.

Leader David Miscavige believes that in the future Cruise will be revered like Jesus for his work in propagating the religion.

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If this was true, he could do his own stunts!
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Behind Geddon's Wall · Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:37 am Post subject:

The words "lunatics" and "Asylum " spring readily to mind.
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AndyAndy2 · Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:40 am Post subject:

Now hang on, hang on just one damned minute! Tom Cruise is Christ??!! This really offends me......everyone knowsTom Cruise isn't Christ.....David Ike is!! Laughing

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Behind Geddon's Wall · Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:45 am Post subject:

On the basis of the purple shell-suit, I presume Wink

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Bound across the cinder causeway
From the furnace to the quarry
Through the fields of oil

Natasha · Little Miss Lovely Smile Joined: 09 Dec 2006 Posts: 790

So does that mean Emilio Estevez is Judas?
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PJ in Kent · Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 1102 Location: Go on, guess!

Well, I've got a big wooden cross and a hammer and some nails..... what say we find out how serious Mr Cruise is about his "religion"? Twisted Evil

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Behind Geddon's Wall · Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:12 pm Post subject:

We don't need a weak and bent politician, we've got shrub
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You simply mustn't blame yourself -- the days were perfect
And so were exactly what I was born to spoil
For I am the Rider to the World's End
Bound across the cinder causeway
From the furnace to the quarry
Through the fields of oil

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JanewayDar · Joined: 09 Dec 2006 Posts: 60 Location: USA

Zephran Cochrane is God !

( If you love Star Trek, you'll know why! )

Laughing

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AndyAndy2 · Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 10:03 pm Post subject:

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