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ruddlescat · Joined: 16 Sep 2010 Posts: 18010 Location: Near Chester

I recall a very attractive lady who served in my local pub a few years ago who used to wear lots of very revealing outfits most of which had zips

One day a distinctly irritating young bloke asked her what would happen if he tugged on the zip to which her reply was 'You get punched in the face by my husband who's sitting over there'

And when I glanced over sitting there was a huge bodybuilding bronze adonis and we had a good laugh about it after the annoying oik had left with his tail between his legs Laughing

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Toggy · Joined: 18 Aug 2008 Posts: 1239

Not a patch on some of his other gaffes but still funny. Laughing

ColinB · Guest

I don't consider it to be Another Prince Philip Gaffes at all. It's the sort of thing I might have said. What's the big deal?

Toggy · Joined: 18 Aug 2008 Posts: 1239

You are not allowed to say anything remotely suggestive these days, therefore that makes what he said a gaffe. Laughing

I'd rather he was the way he is than boring, grey and compliant.

John W · Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 3367 Location: Warwickshire, UK

Schizoidman · Joined: 20 Sep 2010 Posts: 1140 Location: Rural West Sussex

Mark: this is not a gaffe at all. It's a perfectly harmless comment that many of us would have said.
It's the Daily Mail which is the gaffe, printing such drivel.

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littlepieces · Joined: 10 Jan 2010 Posts: 1098 Location: Lowestoft

I know it's a bit late but the biggest gaffe of the last week was a woman wearing a 1 million pound HAT telling us about the austerity measures we face(oh such joy)
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ruddlescat · Joined: 16 Sep 2010 Posts: 18010 Location: Near Chester

littlepieces · Joined: 10 Jan 2010 Posts: 1098 Location: Lowestoft

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