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PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 11:01 am    Post subject: Vicars' wives are... Reply with quote

dull, frumpy, boring, flower-print-wearing prudes...

Huh!


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 9:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You will never be a dull, frumpy, boring prude, Rachel.
Perhaps you are just what a flower-print dress needs for its image Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 09, 2013 5:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RockitRon wrote:
You will never be a dull, frumpy, boring prude, Rachel.
Perhaps you are just what a flower-print dress needs for its image Laughing


Hells teeth - they haven't moved Valentine's Day to August have they Ron Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 09, 2013 5:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ruddlescat wrote:
RockitRon wrote:
You will never be a dull, frumpy, boring prude, Rachel.
Perhaps you are just what a flower-print dress needs for its image Laughing


Hells teeth - they haven't moved Valentine's Day to August have they Ron Laughing


That is very funny, Rudds.

Ron, maybe if the sun shines over the weekend. Watch this space. Smile
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 09, 2013 5:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually although I'm not an expert on the image a modern Vicar's wife should portray I do have a bit of a problem in this particular area

You see my former wife made the mistake of circulating certain pictures of me dressed in full religious gear - yes both the cassock and surplus - it originated from a very dubious 'Vicars and Tarts' party a few years ago and now everyone constantly tells me that I missed my natural vocation and they might be right

My main problem however is that every time I visit friends of mine in South Wales who run a hotel I run into this slightly odd and usually very drunk guy who for some reason is convinced that I am the Bishop of Bangor Shocked

I reckon the locals have been winding him up but last time I was there a couple of months ago this unfortunate man actually asked me if I could visit his sick wife with a view to doing some kind of blessing and I really started to panic as to how on earth I could respond - clearly I couldn't put myself in the position of impersonating a man of the cloth

After some very quick thinking I told the man that being an official of the Church was rather like being an insurance salesman - you can only do business on your own patch not on someone else's so probably better for him to speak to the Bishop of Monmouth Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 09, 2013 6:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's very funny too, Rudds.

Luckily I don't have to look like a vicar's wife and I don't have to make cuecumber sandwiches for visitors either because hubby does only a little vicaring these days. He was a Chaplian in the armed services but since leaving that he's done only stand in work here and there. He does mainly other things now.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 09, 2013 6:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

R2Icon wrote:
That's very funny too, Rudds.

Luckily I don't have to look like a vicar's wife and I don't have to make cuecumber sandwiches for visitors either because hubby does only a little vicaring these days. He was a Chaplian in the armed services but since leaving that he's done only stand in work here and there. He does mainly other things now.


He couldn't do me a favour Rach and stand in for the Bishop of Bangor could he? Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 09, 2013 6:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ruddlescat wrote:
R2Icon wrote:
That's very funny too, Rudds.

Luckily I don't have to look like a vicar's wife and I don't have to make cuecumber sandwiches for visitors either because hubby does only a little vicaring these days. He was a Chaplian in the armed services but since leaving that he's done only stand in work here and there. He does mainly other things now.


He couldn't do me a favour Rach and stand in for the Bishop of Bangor could he? Laughing


Blimey, you're on form tonight. Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 09, 2013 6:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just hope I'm on similar form tomorrow afternoon Rach - I've got a fairly big open air gig at Chester Racecourse Smile
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