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Ian Robinson
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I'd rather meet Nina. She's cute!  |
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PJ in Kent
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| Ian Robinson wrote: | | I'd rather meet Nina. She's cute! |
I'm in total agreement with you on Nina, Ian
I never could say no to a woman in specs and a business suit who wasn't afraid to shake her groove thang! 
I've embarrassed myself again, haven't I? 
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AndyAndy2
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Hold on, hold on...she's pinching my moves!!! 
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PJ in Kent
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Do you think she tells her parents what she does for a living?
"What happened at work today, Nina dear?"
"Well Mater and Pater, I power-dressed, slipped on a pair of Spec-savers finest, then put on a set of the BIGGEST headphones you've ever seen in your lives, then threw shapes like I was whacked out on E's and Wizz"
"Oh, darling, we're so proud- didn't we tell you this job would be so much more rewarding than sleeping with rich businessmen for £5000 a night, like you were before"
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Ian Robinson
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| PJ in Kent wrote: | | "Oh, darling, we're so proud- didn't we tell you this job would be so much more rewarding than sleeping with rich businessmen for £5000 a night, like you were before" |
"Actually, dear parents... you know I you thought I was a prostitute, living a sleazy unsatisfying life? Well it's worse than that, I'm afraid. I work with Bruno Brookes"
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PJ in Kent
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| Ian Robinson wrote: | | PJ in Kent wrote: | | "Oh, darling, we're so proud- didn't we tell you this job would be so much more rewarding than sleeping with rich businessmen for £5000 a night, like you were before" |
"Actually, dear parents... you know I you thought I was a prostitute, living a sleazy unsatisfying life? Well it's worse than that, I'm afraid. I work with Bruno Brookes"
The shame! |
Surely though, no-one could believe their own daughter to be degraded enough to sink to that level?
Not even Jade Goody would work with Bruno Brookes nowadays
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