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becky sharp



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PostPosted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 12:48 pm    Post subject: It's nearly time ....... Reply with quote

.....for those Christmas cracker jokes ....Very Happy

Here are a few you might find yourself saying over the holiday period....


What did the English teacher call Santa's helpers?

Subordinate clauses

What do you call a row of men waiting for a haircut?

A barbercue

Which playwright was terrified of Christmas?

NoŽl Coward.

What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy?

Elk-a-seltzer.


What do mother Penguins say to their children before they go out in the dark?

Beak... careful out there


How do you kill a circus?

You have to go for the juggler.


What happens if you put a bomb in a tin of alphabetti spaghetti?


If it goes off it could spell disaster.


What happened to the hyena that ate an oxo cube?

He made a laughing stock of himself.
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John W



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PostPosted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 8:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brilliant! Razz

I'd not heard ANY of those crackers before.

They WILL be well-circulated by me this Xmas, thanks becky!
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 8:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Question What do you call a cat who nicks the Christmas fowl?

Answer A Duck filled fatty puss Smile
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