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mark occomore
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 Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2013 5:23 pm Post subject: Margaret Thatcher wants to Buried in Kilult |
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| Quote: | Former British Prime Minister and MILF Margaret Thatcher has requested that she be buried in Kilult Cemetery, but not until after she has died.
Thatcher, or Maggie as she is affectionately known in Donegal, was a regular visitor up here, where she and her husband Dennis often toured in their caravan. The former PM was particularly a fan of the coast along Gortahork and Falcarragh and the view of Tory Island. She and Dennis often parked up in Kilult and drank Scrumpy Jack wile watching the moon bounce off the sea.
Locals spoke fondly of the Thatchers and had great memories of their visits. “Maggie we called her, she was lovely,” said Sally Goosebump from Kilult. “Dennis, the husband, a jez, well he was some craic. He would get a feed of cider in him and he would be up all night singing rebel songs. Lovely man,” continued Sally.
Other locals in the area were delighted to hear that Thatcher was to be buried in Kilult, until they heard they had to wait until she had died first. |
http://donegaldollop.wordpress.com/2012/11/05/margaret-thatcher-to-be-buried-in-kilult-when-she-dies/
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RockitRon
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| Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 3:31 pm Post subject: |
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The current practice of so-called satirical newspapers, comedians and members of social media to poke fun and anticipate an elderly lady's death is pretty poor taste.
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| Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 7:22 pm Post subject: |
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| Mark, in your bid to get this story posted did you realise it was a satirical website?? |
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ruddlescat
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| Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 6:36 pm Post subject: |
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What a interesting idea in these times of great austerity - persuading people to be buried before they actually die - just think of all the advantages
No hearse needed, no undertaker needed - not even the cost of the cheapest coffin
You just get the 'soon to be deceased' to lie on a comfortable sun bed positioned at the bottom of a six foot hole -let them gradually fall asleep and then - hey presto you hire a JCB for a couple of hours - job done
And just think - with all that money saved the mourners can be provided with something more than just sandwiches in a local pub - they can all go for a first rate meal with champagne and caviar followed by an all night pub crawl 
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