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mark occomore
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 Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:05 pm Post subject: Blame Humans For Global Warming |
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Global climate change is "very likely" to have a human cause, an influential group of scientists has concluded.
The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) said temperatures were probably going to increase by 1.8-4C (3.2-7.2F) by the end of the century.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/6321351.stm
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It has been very mild compared to the previous week with the snow. Strange weather!! |
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gfloyd
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| Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:38 am Post subject: Re: Blame Humans For Global Warming |
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| mark occomore wrote: | Global climate change is "very likely" to have a human cause, an influential group of scientists has concluded.
The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) said temperatures were probably going to increase by 1.8-4C (3.2-7.2F) by the end of the century.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/6321351.stm
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It has been very mild compared to the previous week with the snow. Strange weather!! |
Simple answer is to reduce the number of humans on the planet.
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Rachel
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| Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 11:22 am Post subject: |
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Intergalactic Council of Remote (Unimportant Planets) Monthly Progress Meeting- Minutes ( Extract)
Item 1. Planet Earth Getting Warmer.
..<snip>
.....the humans are getting worried and have even launched an investigation!
<Chair>
An investigation!!! Oh humans are such arrogant creatures!!!! Of all the possible reasons for global warming: they (the humans) conclude that; surely it must me down to them.
<MN-98>
Of course, it could just be that wanting to be in control of everything feeling that humans have so much of. It gives them some sort of comfort - so I'm told. Some of then are quite cute really.
<Chair>
I suppose we should let them have their moment, <cough> while it lasts.
If they ( the humans) convince themselves that global warming is their own fault, then they can keep themselves jolly busy talking about it and trying to stop it, while mother nature whom, has selected them for extinction, lets the Planet wipe them out as it falls apart around their ears.
If nothing else it will make for good reality TV in zone 7.
Item 2. Drains Blocked on Mars.
What do you mean plumbers don't work weekends?......... |
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brumboy
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| Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:36 pm Post subject: |
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Afternoon Rachel, Looks like your bums on fire! 
Hugs and kisses
Brum |
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nod
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| brumboy wrote: | Afternoon Rachel, Looks like your bums on fire!
Hugs and kisses
Brum |
and are those your white legs (above the knees) or long johns you are wearing ? |
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Julia
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| Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 2:20 pm Post subject: |
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I'm sorry but...
'humans blamed for global warming' - well duh! who do they think it was, mice? foxes? dogs?
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Rachel
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| Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 2:40 pm Post subject: |
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| nod wrote: | | brumboy wrote: | Afternoon Rachel, Looks like your bums on fire!
Hugs and kisses
Brum |
and are those your white legs (above the knees) or long johns you are wearing ? |
My legs are quite white, Nod... it's the middle of winter!!! The picture though is not me...it's just an artistic representaion of my species. Angels are no different really, to you humans .. there's all sorts ......... fat ones, thin ones, red ones, blue ones ... but the press and media are so full of perfect images .... you never see an angel ... just out of the bath or after a heavy night on the town .. oh no! ..... |
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Natasha
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Sometimes the Paparazzi sneak up on em though 
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Rachel
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| Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:18 pm Post subject: |
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 I like that...... |
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belinda
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They certainly caught Abby and myself in similar circumstances.
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SantaFefan
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| Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:38 pm Post subject: |
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| Rachel wrote: | | I like that...... |
Can't say I object either!  |
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Julia
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| SantaFefan wrote: | | Rachel wrote: | | I like that...... |
Can't say I object either! |
can't say I'm surprised  Didn't you post japanese cartoon porn on one of the other threads?
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SantaFefan
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| Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:42 pm Post subject: |
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I'd hardly call this porn Julia!
certainly no more so than Nat's image above
It was lifted fom the Jezza's Exiles site as somebody's avatar ....... |
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Barkingbiker
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| Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:56 pm Post subject: |
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I like red heads Santa
BB 
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SantaFefan
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| Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 9:50 am Post subject: |
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So does Jonathon Ross..
I would say they're supposed to be fiery but it wouldn't be pc either.
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