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Ernie, Ernie, DID he ride the fastest milk float in the Wes

 
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Scott Nelson
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 6:43 pm    Post subject: Ernie, Ernie, DID he ride the fastest milk float in the Wes Reply with quote

How could he have done? It was by horse and cart (probably not very good horsepower, either)!

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 9:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Are Sue and Two Ton Ted still loved up? What happened to Trigger and who took over Ernies's milk round? Questions, questions Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 9:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Would you like it pasturised cos pasturised is best... Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No , just up to my chin Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 11:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I prefer fully skimmed organic. Wink
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 12:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

But no doubt you'll be happy if it comes up to your chest Laughing (that tickled old Ernie Laughing )
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I believe it all kicked off at half past four outside Sue's place!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll say it kicked off....

Now Ernie dragged him from his van
And beneath the blazing sun
They stood there face to face
And Ted went for his bun
But Ernie was to quick
Things didn't go the way Ted planned
And a strawberry flavoured youghurt
Sent it spinning from his hand
Now Sue she ran between them
And tried to keep them apart
And Ernie pushed her aside
And a rock cake caught him underneath his heart
And he looked up in pained surprise
As the concrete hardened crust
Of a stale pork pie caught him in the eye
And Ernie bit the dust

Poor Ernie......
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Poor Ernie Sad Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

UPDATE:

Ted was made redundant, Trigger was last seen trotting round the back of the local Chinese restaurant, and Sue left Ted for the manager of the newly built local Tesco Extra (that way she got her milk and hot meat pies all from one source).
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought Trigger ended up in the glue factory - or was that Shergar?

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cherskiy wrote:
I thought Trigger ended up in the glue factory - or was that Shergar?

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Shergar ended up in a dog food factory "allegedly"
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jeez, your picture Ernie! what an ugly so and so you are Shocked
You remind me of someone but I just can't put a name to the face Confused
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Derek Jameson?
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 12:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cherskiy wrote:
I thought Trigger ended up in the glue factory - or was that Shergar?

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Shocked Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought Shergar was last seen being ridden into the sunset by Lord Lucan Confused
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