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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:15 pm    Post subject: Thick people in shops Reply with quote

I went to the local garden centre yesterday to buy a bag of wild bird seed, to cut a long story short I selected a 20kg bag of said seed, cost 15 (it clearly stated this on the front of the bag).

I got to the till and the young lady on the checkout scanned it in, oo'er problem, she calls for the supervisor. Apparently it had asked her to enter the weight, she didn't know how much it was a KG, fair enough.
I tried to help by pointing to the enormous label that said 15 but it was no use, the supervisor duly fished out a list and stated that it was 99p per KG which would have made the bag 19.80 not 15.
Realising this she then asks the cashier to deduct, wait for it... 10.50 Laughing
Now I do not claim that my mathematical skills are in any way good but really, how the hell did she arrive at this calculation? Laughing
How I laughed, I got the bag of food for 9.30
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

edjacashun, innit!

I'em sew glad Toni Blaar tort me 2 reed an spel an du somes...

1 + 2=............................4,562! Yay! Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bird food eh? well of course you got it ...... cheep..

had to be said.

didn't it? Shocked
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is there a grain of truth in it ?? Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 6:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I bet you were Trill-ed to bits.... Smile
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 8:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

yes, nice Perch-ase, which Branch? Smile
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*groan* Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

At least they reduced the bill for you!!
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did you tweet yourself to something nice with the money you saved? Smile
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 4:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sounds like you went to Diddies and not Dobbies Smile Cool
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