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PJ in Kent

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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 10:56 pm Post subject: Was that a dopey question, or what?!?! |
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JV talking to 100 year old man about the old fella's ringing of the chuch bells for the last 85 years......
"Do you enjoy it?"
I nearly pee'd myself laughing!
Actually Jezza, I reckon the old lad's spent the last 8 decades going, "Ruddy bells... ding dong ding dong, same tune every week- if things don't change in the next 120 years I'm off to buy a Fender Stratocaster!"  _________________ He's not the Messiah- he's a very naughty boy! |
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Ian Robinson Site Admin
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 11:02 pm Post subject: |
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Haha! I didn't hear that. Usually Tim is the Vine that makes me laugh. |
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PJ in Kent

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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:32 am Post subject: |
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It was one of those things you just about catch... I couldn't believe he'd asked such a stupid question
After 85 years Jezza, I think the guy might be a bit of a fan of bell-ringing  _________________ He's not the Messiah- he's a very naughty boy! |
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Natasha Little Miss Lovely Smile

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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 3:54 pm Post subject: |
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For comedy effect he should have said, 'eh?'  _________________ Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it. |
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mcl
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 4:03 pm Post subject: |
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Ian Robinson wrote: | Haha! I didn't hear that. Usually Tim is the Vine that makes me laugh. |
Is it true that Tim is actually Jeremy's brother, or is that just an urban myth? I've heard it from several reputable sources, but I'm still not sure! _________________ "....you're wearing a plywood bow tie with Dundee United on it?" |
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Toggy tea slurper Guest
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 4:17 pm Post subject: |
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Tim Vine is Jeremy's brother. |
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gfloyd
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 5:26 pm Post subject: |
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PJ in Kent wrote: |
After 85 years Jezza, I think the guy might be a bit of a fan of bell-ringing  |
Maybe he only got into bell ringing to get his foot on the ladder. _________________ His name was ernie ........ and he drove the fastest milk cart in the west..... |
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PJ in Kent

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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 5:39 pm Post subject: |
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GF,
It must be a long apprenticeship then
Tim is officially Jezza's brother. JV was at the Fame Academy show a few nights back, I believe. _________________ He's not the Messiah- he's a very naughty boy! |
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Ian Robinson Site Admin
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 6:14 pm Post subject: |
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Yep, Jeremy was there on Tim's first night. Their sister was there a few nights later and she was surprisingly attractive. I'm gutted that Tim was voted out though  |
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PJ in Kent

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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 7:04 pm Post subject: |
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Ian,
I thought Tim was the most entertaining of the whole lot... not the best singer, but he really threw himself into the whole performance package- highly entertaining! _________________ He's not the Messiah- he's a very naughty boy! |
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Ian Robinson Site Admin
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 7:25 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah, same here. I saw his live show in Edinburgh the other year and he was great. He just wants to entertain. |
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iwarburton
Joined: 08 Dec 2006 Posts: 2133 Location: Northumberland
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 9:03 pm Post subject: |
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Talk of silly questions asked by journalists reminds me of that old joke--apart from that, Mrs Lincoln, did you enjoy the show?
Ian. |
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Minx

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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:31 pm Post subject: |
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Or Mrs Mertons question to Debbie McGee... "and what was it that attracted you to multi millionaire Paul Daniels?". I wish Caroline Aherne was around more these days. |
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PJ in Kent

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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:32 pm Post subject: |
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iwarburton wrote: | Talk of silly questions asked by journalists reminds me of that old joke--apart from that, Mrs Lincoln, did you enjoy the show?
Ian. |
Ian.... It's like asking Jackie Kennedy if she enjoys open-topped motoring!  _________________ He's not the Messiah- he's a very naughty boy! |
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gfloyd
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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:00 pm Post subject: |
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iwarburton wrote: | Talk of silly questions asked by journalists reminds me of that old joke--apart from that, Mrs Lincoln, did you enjoy the show?
Ian. |
Here is a question for folks:
What was the name of the play Lincoln was watching when he was assassinated? _________________ His name was ernie ........ and he drove the fastest milk cart in the west..... |
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PJ in Kent

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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:24 pm Post subject: |
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Ernie,
Was it somrthing deeply ironic, like: "How to assassinate a president"? _________________ He's not the Messiah- he's a very naughty boy! |
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PJ in Kent

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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:24 pm Post subject: |
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*something*
sorry _________________ He's not the Messiah- he's a very naughty boy! |
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gfloyd
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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:29 pm Post subject: |
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PJ in Kent wrote: | Ernie,
Was it somrthing deeply ironic, like: "How to assassinate a president"? |
Not quite. I'd love to say it was Death of a Salesman but it was actually a play called "Our American Cousin" Its about the introduction of a boorish American to his aristocratic English relatives. _________________ His name was ernie ........ and he drove the fastest milk cart in the west..... |
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PJ in Kent

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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:56 pm Post subject: |
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gfloyd wrote: | PJ in Kent wrote: | Ernie,
Was it somrthing deeply ironic, like: "How to assassinate a president"? |
Not quite. I'd love to say it was Death of a Salesman but it was actually a play called "Our American Cousin" Its about the introduction of a boorish American to his aristocratic English relatives. |
Blimey, that George W. gets about a bit  _________________ He's not the Messiah- he's a very naughty boy! |
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