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belinda



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sigh! Are you done yet?

If not -

What is the difference between and ironboard and a blonde?
The legs of an iron are hard to open.

Keep Smiling Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

belinda wrote:
Sigh! Are you done yet?




With you? Yes ages ago but you'll do until something more interesting comes along.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ladies - PLEASE!! Can we not agree to differ and all have a laugh?
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

MadeinSurrey wrote:
Ladies - PLEASE!! Can we not agree to differ and all have a laugh?


Love to but Blonde jokes offend me. They're not funny.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rachel wrote:
belinda wrote:
Sigh! Are you done yet?




With you? Yes ages ago but you'll do until something more interesting comes along.


Well, if a 50 year old, tired DJ doesn't want you, you'll have a long wait.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

belinda wrote:
Rachel wrote:
belinda wrote:
Sigh! Are you done yet?




With you? Yes ages ago but you'll do until something more interesting comes along.


Well, if a 50 year old, tired DJ doesn't want you, you'll have a long wait.


Sorry, who do you mean? ... I think it's fairly common knowledge that I'm married to a 43 year old.
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Julia



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 6:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hold on in there Rach and stick up for what you believe in
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Lord Evan Elpuss



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PostPosted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 7:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Flying Blondes


A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS
DOWN.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS O SEE HER TICKET.

SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE
TO SIT IN THE BACK. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO
HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT
THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND
WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY
PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT THE BLONDE
REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT
HERE."

THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING
WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.

THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS I'M MARRIED TO A
BLONDE I SPEAK BLONDE."

HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M
SORRY." AND SHE GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE
HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.

I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON"


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 7:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hardhats on...
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 8:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well I laughed out loud... Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 9:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

At the risk of coming across a little like a blonde joke. Why is this thread in the shows and music area?
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 9:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was wondering about that too Rachel. The leading message says about a blonde joke that Sarah Kennedy told on her show some time last month.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 12:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well it made me smile... hope Rachel doesn't blow a gasket!
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 12:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi MadeinSurrey:) LTNS

I've not changed my view on Blonde Jokes but they seem popular enough with other folk, so who am I to get in the way of their fun.

It's holibags time for me from about 15:30 this afternoon...... so I'll be heading out onto the A30 to Cornwall and then chilling out for the rest of this week somewhere very quiet. No chance of me blowing a gasket this week. Very Happy I hadn't expected to maybe be building a snowman, when we get there though. Smile But that would be cool.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 12:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have a great holiday, Rachel, I'm envious! So what if it's cold? You can still have a good time.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 4:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have a lovely time, Rachel - unless of course you're stuck in a snowdrift somewhere en route Cornwall at the moment! Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 8:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hope you have a great holiday Rachel and a few drinks for me!
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