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Rachel Guest
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:06 pm Post subject: |
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PJ in Kent wrote: | Rachel,
Have you not heard about immigration...? Even the penguins are doing it now- coming over here, taking our fish, swimming in our ponds- cheeky blighters!
Tony Blair is going to announce a "Dept of Mis-placed Penguins" anyday now. |
I don't know, what is the world coming to; you give a Penguin a fish and he makes you smile... the trouble with Penguins is that they don't know when they're well off. Yeah so it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night down there at the South Pole but they don't get that many visitors do they and it's not like they're pushed for space. And the girl Penguins well it's just the worst thing they could ever do to come here... they have a pretty good deal at the moment ... they leave hubby at home with the egg all through the winter while they have a 3 months girls night out in the warm water.... not so much as a postcard... nothing .. poor Mr Penguin left in the Dark with an egg balancing on his feet to make sure he doesn't try to play away with lads while his Mrs is out with the girls... Coming here is going to spoil all that they're gonna find out all about how things should be and then there'll be chaos at the South Pole ... the Penguin divorce rate will soar ... Ooh I sense an opportunity..... ... set up as a Penguin divorce lawyer at the South Pole... now there's an up and coming business........ where is that number for Dragons Den......... |
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PJ in Kent
Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 1102 Location: Go on, guess!
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 1:44 pm Post subject: |
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I can envision the adverts already.....
Call penguinmaritallawyers4u right now- or visit our website!!!!!
or should that be webbedfeetsite! _________________ He's not the Messiah- he's a very naughty boy! |
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Chatelaine
Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 66 Location: Staffordshire
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 1:59 pm Post subject: |
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I often wonder what happened to the Penguins. They seem to have had a pretty rough deal with the coming of the Goblins - although even they seem to have disappeared
For all your Penguin and Goblin enquiries tap onto The Slap My Top website. They've also added a few Alex pics too. You know it makes sense
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/b.harbison1/slapmytop/page1.htm _________________ I'm trying to stop trying, guru. |
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