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Church of England Green Commandments

 
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gfloyd



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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 4:06 pm    Post subject: Church of England Green Commandments Reply with quote

The C of E have issued a book of "Green Commandments". Isnt this the same religion that believes that God sent plagues & floods to punish people for deviating from their faith.

Any anyway since the 2nd coming will not be very environmentally friendly in all likelyhood, what is the point of these commandments? Is the Church now siding with science vs God?
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 4:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Any idea what they are?

Thou shall not leave your TV on stand-by.
Thou shall not drive a 4x4.
Honour your wind turbine and your solar panel.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 6:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thou shalt worship Dick Strawbridge from it's not easy being green.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 8:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thou shalt have no other gods but recycling.

Honour thy District Council's Environmental Services Department.

Remember to keep the collection day holy.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wind turbine.

Keep them coming!

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 8:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thou shalt not break thy neighbours wind turbine, even though it is noisy and serves no useful purpose.

Thou shalt not put your rubbish in your neighbours bin.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thou shalt attend farmers markets
Thou shalt boycott supermarkets
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 3:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And Lo!

God looked upon the pesky neighbour, and said:

'Ye bonfires may be a traditional method of disposing of garden wastes, but burning garden waste produces smoke which contains carbon monoxide and toxic fumes'

God saw it was not good.

Therefore, she was not best pleased-eth - For lo! Smoke also ruined her enjoyment of her small garden, prevented her windows being opened and mak-ethed a mess of her knickers and other washing on the line.
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