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mark occomore
Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 9955 Location: UK
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:31 pm Post subject: Man Fell Asleep On Railway Line. |
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A drunk man who passed out across railway tracks has been fined £560 and given 180 hours' community service.
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Ella Sailyour

Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 579 Location: Marbella, Spain
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:33 pm Post subject: |
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Is that Mr. Lonegroover? Obviously all this Evans-worship has rendered him exhausted!
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Captain Pugwash

Joined: 08 Dec 2006 Posts: 67 Location: Cambridgeshire
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 11:35 pm Post subject: |
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Ella
If it is him, the 'I love Chris Evans' badge must be on the left hand side of his jacket. _________________ SEX IS NOT THE ANSWER!
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Cherskiy

Joined: 08 Dec 2006 Posts: 3701 Location: near Amble, Northumberland
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 12:05 pm Post subject: |
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He looks like a candidate for the 2006 Darwin Awards to me.....
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Natasha Little Miss Lovely Smile

Joined: 09 Dec 2006 Posts: 790
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 12:49 pm Post subject: |
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I've heard of a railway sleeper, but that's just plain ridiculous <yat ta ta ta ta taaa>  _________________ Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it. |
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Cherskiy

Joined: 08 Dec 2006 Posts: 3701 Location: near Amble, Northumberland
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 2:53 pm Post subject: |
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B-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!
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Ella Sailyour

Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 579 Location: Marbella, Spain
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Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:47 pm Post subject: |
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Perhaps he'd been listening to Pete Mitchell for more than 10 minutes?
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Cherskiy

Joined: 08 Dec 2006 Posts: 3701 Location: near Amble, Northumberland
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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 12:36 pm Post subject: |
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Ella Sailyour wrote: | Perhaps he'd been listening to Pete Mitchell for more than 10 minutes?
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Nah, he'd be lying with his [/b]neck over the line in that case....
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SantaFefan

Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 11258 Location: top of the cliffs in Norfolk
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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:52 pm Post subject: |
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Maybe he just somebody who's gone off the rails....  |
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Natasha Little Miss Lovely Smile

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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 6:13 pm Post subject: |
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SantaFefan wrote: | Maybe he just somebody who's gone off the rails....  |
I think that calls for a 'Yat ta ta ta ta taaaa' SF  _________________ Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it. |
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