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Minx
Joined: 09 Dec 2006 Posts: 4088 Location: France/Spain/Peterborough/Tenerife
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 7:43 am Post subject: Paris Hilton - philanthropist extraordinaire |
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I see Paris Hilton has claimed that we need her to provide beauty and excitement in our otherwise mundane lives, and we are urged to sihn (sic) her petition to stop her from being sent to jail for driving whilst disqualified.
The internet Times gives us the opportunity to do so, but has thoughtfully included the alternative option as well.
My life, and I suspect those of the majority on this messageboard could never be quite mundane enough to warrant Paris Hilton's philanthropic attentions. |
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Cherskiy
Joined: 08 Dec 2006 Posts: 3701 Location: near Amble, Northumberland
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 7:52 am Post subject: |
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Well, I've yet to experience the "beauty" and "excitement" she's brought to my life. AFAIC she's just a slapper with more money than sense. _________________ Author: “To the Ends of the Earth: A Snapshot of Aviation in North-Eastern Siberia, Summer 1992”
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gfloyd
Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 4861 Location: Here, There, Everywhere.
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 8:19 am Post subject: |
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She is a philanthropist extraordinaire all right. She donated her brain years ago. _________________ His name was ernie ........ and he drove the fastest milk cart in the west..... |
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Behind Geddon's Wall
Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 1553 Location: Kingston Upon Hull/ The Cloud Factory
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 8:35 am Post subject: |
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Did she have one to donate? _________________ Geddon
You simply mustn't blame yourself -- the days were perfect
And so were exactly what I was born to spoil
For I am the Rider to the World's End
Bound across the cinder causeway
From the furnace to the quarry
Through the fields of oil |
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Ian Robinson Site Admin
Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 3608 Location: Chorley, Lancashire
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 9:40 am Post subject: |
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Lock her up and throw away the key! |
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Behind Geddon's Wall
Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 1553 Location: Kingston Upon Hull/ The Cloud Factory
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 10:23 am Post subject: |
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She has certainly been good for the tabloids. _________________ Geddon
You simply mustn't blame yourself -- the days were perfect
And so were exactly what I was born to spoil
For I am the Rider to the World's End
Bound across the cinder causeway
From the furnace to the quarry
Through the fields of oil |
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