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White Van Man (WVM) seeks to change image

 
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PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2007 5:49 pm    Post subject: White Van Man (WVM) seeks to change image Reply with quote

A decade after Radio 2 presenter Sarah Kennedy coined the phrase, a survey of 1,500 van drivers shows that 93% reckon they are impeccable drivers.

82% of WVM have never made a rude hand gesture, 90% have never used their mobile phone while at the wheel, and 93% have never parked on double yellow lines.

But Sarah Kennedy isn’t having any of it and maintains many van drivers still go “too fast and too aggressively”.

Told the results of the survey, she replied, “Well they would say that, wouldn’t they. I am still not convinced that White Van Man is a force for good on our roads. I believe that most road users would say that the way WVM behaves often leaves a lot to be desired.

“Some white van drivers may be responsible, but I am afraid that there are still many that drive too fast and too aggressively. Let’s see if WVM has mended his ways by the time the next anniversary comes along, but my hopes are not high.”

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So Sarah must have a difficult time as president of the the white van man association then?
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PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2007 10:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Were the 1500 the only ones they could catch up with to ask ? Wink
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PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2007 7:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

nod wrote:
Were the 1500 the only ones they could catch up with to ask ? Wink


They were the one's that'd been clamped for parking in the middle of the pedestrianised High Streets Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2007 7:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

..or articluate a sensible reply..
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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 1:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ere, what's your gripe, us WVM are real men and gentlemen to boot, if you say enifink else I'll cut you up in me souped white pug. It's these tarts in SLC's wiv micro skirts on, hidin behind the Ray.Bans and checkin their make up in the rear view what causes all the hassle mate! Wink Rolling Eyes Laughing Confused Razz

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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 5:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Barkingbiker wrote:
Ere, what's your gripe, us WVM are real men and gentlemen to boot, if you say enifink else I'll cut you up in me souped white pug. It's these tarts in SLC's wiv micro skirts on, hidin behind the Ray.Bans and checkin their make up in the rear view what causes all the hassle mate! Wink Rolling Eyes Laughing Confused Razz

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Laughing Laughing BB

Any chance you could tell me where I'm likely to find those "ladies" with the short skirts???

Please! Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 9:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

PJ in Kent wrote:


Any chance you could tell me where I'm likely to find those "ladies" with the short skirts???

Please! Laughing


Drivin round it in Merc dropheads PJ, just love this sunny weather, well it was before I flew out to Paphos!!!!! Few of em out there PJ Wink

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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 6:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Barkingbiker wrote:
PJ in Kent wrote:


Any chance you could tell me where I'm likely to find those "ladies" with the short skirts???

Please! Laughing


Drivin round it in Merc dropheads PJ, just love this sunny weather, well it was before I flew out to Paphos!!!!! Few of em out there PJ Wink

BB Twisted Evil


BB, I'll be on the first plane over, mate... purely in the interests of fostering better relations with our European neighbours, of course.

PS: anyone know where I can get two gross of condoms at cost??? Twisted Evil
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