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Toggy tea slurper Guest
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 9:19 am Post subject: TOGs get a mention on 'New tricks' |
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I could hardly believe it the other night, when the continuity announcer said "'And now the Police TOGs in a new series of New Tricks"
TOGs are everywhere. |
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Lord Evan Elpuss
Joined: 10 Dec 2006 Posts: 3417 Location: Cloud Cuckoo Land
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:44 am Post subject: |
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They might appreciate these that I was sent recently!
60 + Year Old People
Q: Where can women over the age of 60 find young, sexy men, who are
Interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore under Fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When
You are done you will have a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory
Storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem; retrieving it is the problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where do 60+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter
Antique stores?
A: "I remember these!"
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- _________________ Lord Evan Elpuss, Your ideal job is a Lumberjack. |
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RockitRon
Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 7646
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:05 am Post subject: |
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I am not (yet) qualified to comment on those.
I thought TOGs were supposed to be sharp as tacks, and ever so slightly subversive. Description fits the New Tricks team to a tee. _________________ Ron |
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PJ in Kent
Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 1102 Location: Go on, guess!
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Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:54 am Post subject: Re: TOGs get a mention on 'New tricks' |
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Toggy tea slurper wrote: | I could hardly believe it the other night, when the continuity announcer said "'And now the Police TOGs in a new series of New Tricks"
TOGs are everywhere. |
We just need to wait for the right moment, Toggy- then we TOGs can strike swiftly and with maximum effect and wrest control of the country and place it under a common-sense, intelligible state of authority....
_________________ He's not the Messiah- he's a very naughty boy! |
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