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TOGs get a mention on 'New tricks'

 
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 9:19 am    Post subject: TOGs get a mention on 'New tricks' Reply with quote

I could hardly believe it the other night, when the continuity announcer said "'And now the Police TOGs in a new series of New Tricks" Laughing

TOGs are everywhere. Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am not (yet) qualified to comment on those.

I thought TOGs were supposed to be sharp as tacks, and ever so slightly subversive. Description fits the New Tricks team to a tee.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:54 am    Post subject: Re: TOGs get a mention on 'New tricks' Reply with quote

Toggy tea slurper wrote:
I could hardly believe it the other night, when the continuity announcer said "'And now the Police TOGs in a new series of New Tricks" Laughing

TOGs are everywhere. Laughing


We just need to wait for the right moment, Toggy- then we TOGs can strike swiftly and with maximum effect and wrest control of the country and place it under a common-sense, intelligible state of authority.... Wink

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