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Rachel
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 7:20 am    Post subject: Capital Punishment Reply with quote

It occurred to me yesterday that if we had a general Forum Policy of capital punishment. Let me think….yes… I think I’d favour the Firing Squad, for the most serious of Forum Miscreants, then we would divest ourselves of that reoccurring deja vu feeling of – “didn’t we shoot him last year”…. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alas, the cyber Firing Squad is armed with fuzzy felt rifles and marshmallow bullets. Fortunately a leopard never changes its spots and we can usually spot him a mile away Laughing
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Rachel
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 1:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I love the idea of fuzzy-felt riffles and marshmallow bullets... Laughing

Picture the Court scene....

Guilty!

<Judge dons black hat>

<Deep booming voice>

You, Messageboard Miscreant, have been found guilty! You will be taken from this place and to another place where you will be put to death by the Fuzzy-felt Firing Squad. You will experience pain and suffering like no other as an unending salvo of Marshmallow pounds your naked flesh into oblivion.

Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rachel, you are bonkers.................... Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

All is possible Angus Smile in an insane world, insanity is a rational choice

now what was it my last boss said....

" Rachel, you don't really think like other people do you?"

I replied...

No, other people, don't really think....
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 7:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

But what if we shot the wrong poster?

Or Mark O got caught in the crossfire? Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

gfloyd wrote:
But what if we shot the wrong poster?



Well Ernie, we'd have to make up the firing-squad using other board members, so chances are we'd just end up having a marshmallow fest and eat the ammo while listening to Drivetime. I guess though, if we did marshmallow the wrong person, we'd end up in a sweet but very sticky situation.
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