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A Lawyer With A Heart

 
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RockitRon



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 10:05 pm    Post subject: A Lawyer With A Heart Reply with quote

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

He asked one man, 'Why are you eating grass?'

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"

"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered .

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place -

The grass is almost a foot high."

Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 8:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Any more like that Ron? We need a few laughs just now Idea
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 9:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't we just?

A long-standing work colleague (now in a different office) of my wife's occasionally sends this stuff to us by email (so they've usually done the rounds of most workplaces by the time we get them). Only about one in ten are suitable for repeating here, for reasons of size/length - if they make me laugh I'll print them, after tidying them up and Anglicising them, since a lot have obvious American origins.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 3:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RockitRon wrote:
Only about one in ten are suitable for repeating here, for reasons of size/length


...or for taste. One of those in my Inbox today is titled "The Blonde and the Trucker"

It's not even funny.

There is a daft one about a frog who goes into a bank, though. See new thread...
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