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becky sharp
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 Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 5:58 pm Post subject: I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue |
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Anybody else listen to it ?
Some definitions from the Uxbridge Dictionary on today's show....
Pretext - Actually speaking to each other
Demonic - Her Majesty de Queen.
Trampoline - Liquid for cleaning tramps
Bidet - Two days before D- Day
Definite - Street slang for hard of hearing.
Agog - Half finished Jewish synagogue
Biased - Blessed with two bottoms
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Minx
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That was sooooh funny Becky. 
Thanks. I've circulated it to my fellow joke appreciators.
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Minx
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I got some back:
Sanctity - a many breasted French woman
Kingdom - a contraceptive used by royalty
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becky sharp
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| Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 9:38 pm Post subject: |
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You're welcome,Minx - the Uxbridgeisms ( probably no such word) is a favourite part of the show for me..... |
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becky sharp
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More from the Uxbridge Dictionary...
Ambulate - a hearse
Campervan - a van with more sequins than the last
Wince - a setting on Jonathan's Ross washing machine
Monogamy - celebrating New Year in Scotland on your own
Dependent - indication of a hole dent made by a biro |
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