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Natasha
Little Miss Lovely Smile
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 Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 5:31 pm Post subject: The Best Quiz Show Answers In The World |
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FAMILY FORTUNES
Name a bird with a long Neck? Naomi Campbell
Name an occupation where you might need a torch? A burglar
Some famous brothers? Bonnie and Clyde.
Something that floats in a bath? Water
An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers? A horse
Something that flies that doesn't have an engine? A bicycle with
wings
A method of securing your home? Put the kettle on
Something associated with pigs? The Police
Something slippery? A conman
A kind of ache? A fillet of fish
A jacket potato topping? Jam <can't remember my mum going on this prog?>
Something sold by gypsies? Bananas
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scorpio
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They are priceless...1 
When I want a giggle I'm gonna look at this thread...!  |
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Shaky Fan
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On Irish radio there is a presenter called Larry Gogan who has been running the "Just-a-Minute quiz" every lunchtime for years. These are actual answers from some contestants...
Something a blind man might use?
A sword
A Song with the word Moon in the title?
Blue Suede Moon
Name the Capital of France?
"F"
Where is the Taj Mahal?
Opposite the dental hospital
What is Hitler's first name
Heil
As happy as.... (Larry gave a hint - think of my name)
A pig in sh*t
A dangerous race
The Arabs
Something you wear on a beach
A deck-chair
A famous Royal
Mail
Something that flies that doesn't have an engine
A bicycle with wings
A famous bridge
The Bridge Over Troubled Waters
Something a cat does
Goes to the toilet
Something you do in the bathroom
Decorate
A sign of the Zodiac
April
Something people might be allergic to
Skiing
Something you do before you go to bed
Sleep
Something you put on walls
A roof
Something slippery
A con-man
A food that can be brown or white
A potato
A famous Scotsman
Jock
A famous Welshman
Vinnie Jones
Something you open other than a door
Your bowels |
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scorpio
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I'm laughing out loud here...members of my family think I've finally flipped....!
What a brilliant bunch of peops you lot are...! |
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