Joined: 09 Dec 2006
|Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:26 pm Post subject: The Wedgie
|A man comes into work Monday morning with a black eye.
"How did you get that shiner?" says his colleague.
"Well" he said "I was at church yesterday morning and when we got up to sing the hymn I noticed that the lady in the row in front of me had got her dress stuck in between the cheeks of her bottom. So I thought, she'll be embarrassed about that, I'd better pull it out for her. So I did, and next thing, she turns round and smacks me in the eye!"
The following Monday the man comes into work with the other eye blacked as well. "What on earth happened to you this time?" said his colleague.
"Well I was at church again yesterday morning and the same lady was in front of me again. And remembering how cross she was about me pulling the dress out last week, I thought I'd better put it back again"
To err is human, to forgive - canine.