Joined: 07 Dec 2006
|Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 8:26 pm Post subject: The Miracle of Toilet Paper
|The only jokes I get forwarded to me come from a woman. I thought I should let you know that before unleashing this one...
Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.
Instead of romantically telling me this is not true, he uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion:
"If you want your breasts to grow, then take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds every day."
Willing to try anything, I got a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?" I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replied.
I stopped. "Do you really think that rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make them grow larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he said "Worked for your bum, didn't it?"