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Footballers stealing a loo - the overpaid prats!

 
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 12:33 pm    Post subject: Footballers stealing a loo - the overpaid prats! Reply with quote

In the Telegraph today is a report that Glen Johnson, a premiership player who earns £30,000 a week was caught on cctv trying to smuggle a toilet seat and taps out of B&Q, he was with another footballer.

Now, let's just get this right - he earns £30,000 a week so that's £120,000 a month. Which is more than I earn in a year and I probably work a lot harder, more unsocial hours than this thieving toe rag and he's smuggling a toile seat out of B & Q!!!

The thieving, robbing B*****ds!

Fizzing!!!
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 12:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So what sentence did he get?
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 12:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, don't get me started on this, they were both given £80.00 on ths spot fines!! £80.00 to these guy's, wow there's punishment for ya!
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 12:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

AndyAndy2 wrote:
Well, don't get me started on this, they were both given £80.00 on ths spot fines!! £80.00 to these guy's, wow there's punishment for ya!


They should be made do community service or something that involves them giving up their time. Money means nothing to these guys.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 12:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

gfloyd wrote:
AndyAndy2 wrote:
Well, don't get me started on this, they were both given £80.00 on ths spot fines!! £80.00 to these guy's, wow there's punishment for ya!


They should be made do community service or something that involves them giving up their time. Money means nothing to these guys.


Exactly - they could probably earn £80 in the time it takes them to blow their nose.... Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 1:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe they should be made clean loos for a week.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 5:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

gfloyd wrote:
Maybe they should be made clean loos for a week.


Laughing Laughing Laughing Let the punishnent fit the crime.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 6:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe they should have nicked a bath mat too - what with all that dribbling Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 6:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 7:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Natasha wrote:
Maybe they should have nicked a bath mat too - what with all that dribbling Laughing


Only if they were on the loo-sing side.

Yeah, I know. I'll get my coat....
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 8:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or hung out to dry Embarassed


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