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Rachel Guest
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 7:20 am Post subject: Capital Punishment |
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It occurred to me yesterday that if we had a general Forum Policy of capital punishment. Let me think….yes… I think I’d favour the Firing Squad, for the most serious of Forum Miscreants, then we would divest ourselves of that reoccurring deja vu feeling of – “didn’t we shoot him last year”…. |
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RockitRon
Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 7646
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:41 am Post subject: |
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Alas, the cyber Firing Squad is armed with fuzzy felt rifles and marshmallow bullets. Fortunately a leopard never changes its spots and we can usually spot him a mile away _________________ Ron |
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Rachel Guest
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 1:20 pm Post subject: |
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I love the idea of fuzzy-felt riffles and marshmallow bullets...
Picture the Court scene....
Guilty!
<Judge dons black hat>
<Deep booming voice>
You, Messageboard Miscreant, have been found guilty! You will be taken from this place and to another place where you will be put to death by the Fuzzy-felt Firing Squad. You will experience pain and suffering like no other as an unending salvo of Marshmallow pounds your naked flesh into oblivion.
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Angus McCoatup
Joined: 22 Nov 2007 Posts: 221 Location: , Location, Location
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:05 pm Post subject: |
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Rachel, you are bonkers.................... |
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Rachel Guest
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:27 pm Post subject: |
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All is possible Angus in an insane world, insanity is a rational choice
now what was it my last boss said....
" Rachel, you don't really think like other people do you?"
I replied...
No, other people, don't really think.... |
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gfloyd
Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 4861 Location: Here, There, Everywhere.
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 7:03 pm Post subject: |
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But what if we shot the wrong poster?
Or Mark O got caught in the crossfire? _________________ His name was ernie ........ and he drove the fastest milk cart in the west..... |
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Rachel Guest
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:15 am Post subject: |
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gfloyd wrote: | But what if we shot the wrong poster? |
Well Ernie, we'd have to make up the firing-squad using other board members, so chances are we'd just end up having a marshmallow fest and eat the ammo while listening to Drivetime. I guess though, if we did marshmallow the wrong person, we'd end up in a sweet but very sticky situation. |
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