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RockitRon



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:22 pm    Post subject: The Wrong Answer... Reply with quote

Wife: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

Husband: Definitely not!

Wife: Why not? Don't you like being married?

Husband: Of course I do.

Wife: Then why won't you remarry?

Husband: All right, I'd get married again.

Wife: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)

Husband: (makes audible groan)

Wife: Would you live in our house?

Husband: Yes, it's a lovely house.

Wife: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

Husband: Where else would we sleep?

Wife: Would you let her drive my car?

Husband: Probably; it's almost new.

Wife: Would you replace my pictures with hers?

Husband: It would seem the proper thing to do.

Wife: Would she use my golf clubs?

Husband: No, she's left-handed.

Wife: (Silence)

Husband: Oops! [expletive deleted]

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MadeinSurrey



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 12:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing I like that.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 12:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Reminds me of the gag from Porridge where the governor asks the trustee, Keegan, if he will re-offend when released. Keegan says he'll go straight now that his wife has died.

Governor: "How did she die?"
Keegan: I murdered her."

The Governor asking Mackay how Keegan murdered his wife, while drinking his coffee. "Poison, sir." Laughing
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