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PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Owww, Seymour! Shocked

Go on, get back on your drum stool... No, the sad eyes and trembling lip aren't going to work this time me laddo Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Embarassed

-Seymour sits doing repetitive para-diddles-

-Tanya reaches for the Imodium- Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You can get an ointment for repetetive para-diddles...

I think it's called "Imodi-Drum" Laughing

OK, sorry-I'm hanging my head in shame Embarassed
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

is that any good for skin trouble Rolling Eyes

-oh dear God! All I can say is, it is late Embarassed -
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not sure- but I think it works for a hi-hat... I mean hiatus hernia

2 grown men... we should be ashamed Laughing

Nah,behaving this way this is much more fun! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Although it could mean your symptoms are cymbal-ic of an underlying malaise Embarassed
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You never know, they might start a support group for us. Very Happy

I have issues Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

timpany timpany! theyve all got it timpany Embarassed

-god bless old kenny williams Laughing Laughing Laughing -
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do you need a tissue for your "issues"? Laughing

God knows we need some sort of help Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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timpany timpany! theyve all got it timpany Embarassed

-god bless old kenny williams Laughing Laughing Laughing -


Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I suppose this could be called "Bass" humour? Smile
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

why is it bad news if youre in the jungle and the drums stop?
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

cos when the drums stop.....its the bass solo Rolling Eyes

-mini drum roll and cymbal crash- Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 11:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 12:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

PJ, I've put FBG on my site if you want to give it the once over Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 3:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PJ, I've put FBG on my site if you want to give it the once over Twisted Evil


I'll be casting an eye over FBG later, you can be sure Wink Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 5:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

FBG.... I looked... still, none the wiser... my mum used to play the drums:)
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 5:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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FBG.... I looked... still, none the wiser... my mum used to play the drums:)


I've had a cursory glance Rachel- I think you'll find reference to FBG in the tribute to J & J. Wink
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 6:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can you write a good Janet & John story?

Seymour can!!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Brilliant mate! Cool

Thanks for the name-check on the site too... although I'm not sure I should be associated with a reprobate of such high-standing as you Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 6:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought Mick Sturbs had written it until I saw the message on the left hand side of the page!

Well done, Seymour.... Smile
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 8:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks guys Laughing

Pity its not vague enough to ever be broadcast, otherwise I would have sent it in to Tel. Anyway Mick Sturbs is da man! Cool

PJ you're guilty by association! Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 8:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rachel wrote:
.. my mum used to play the drums:)


All the smart people do. You can never hit a wrong note Wink
( although I do give it a bloomin' good try Laughing )
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Thanks guys Laughing

Pity its not vague enough to ever be broadcast, otherwise I would have sent it in to Tel. Anyway Mick Sturbs is da man! Cool

PJ you're guilty by association! Twisted Evil


Damn- there goes my water-tight defence! He made me do it your honour, honest! **PJ flashes cute, innocent smile**

Aren't the wrong notes called rim shots? Wink Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

no its called JAZZ Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

seymourwhitebits wrote:
Rachel wrote:
.. my mum used to play the drums:)


All the smart people do. You can never hit a wrong note Wink
( although I do give it a bloomin' good try Laughing )


My mum was a Session Drummer in the 70s and 80s.. some of her stuff can be heard on the early Dire Straits Albums (DS and MM- although never credited), although she only played with the band on stage once, in the really early days..... I've asked her to send me some pictures .....
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ooh, that sounds interesting, Rachel - what was her name? I might have one or two things she plays on!
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 5:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

haven't got making movies ( not really a mega fan of theirs ) but would love to be able to pick her out on dire straits if she can pinpoint the tracks she's on Cool
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My mum's name ... (we only use first names ) is Dorothy.... she had some funny shortened nick-name back in those days though ... Dauf ... something like that... I'll ask her at the weekend:)...she did quite a bit with them in the early days .... tis her claim to fame .... although the knee replacements she's just had have taken the edge of her rockchick image Very Happy ... but she still rocks and still drums now and again Smile at 68
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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no its called JAZZ Laughing Laughing Laughing


You mean Modern Jazz Funk Blues Fusion... maaaan! Laughing

Big up for Rachel's Mum- Rock Chick Extraordinaire!
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

PJ in Kent wrote:
seymourwhitebits wrote:
no its called JAZZ Laughing Laughing Laughing


You mean Modern Jazz Funk Blues Fusion... maaaan! Laughing


NICE!!! Cool Cool

Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 8:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I once fell against my kit at a jazz festival and sent it flying.

the audience said it was the freshest solo they'd heard Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Any fool can use sticks... it takes a rare talent like yours, Seymour, to use your head, arms, knees, feet................ Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

bloomin encore nearly killed me Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not gonna ask which body part you used for that Shocked Laughing

"Is that a drumstick in your pocket... etc, etc!" Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

thank god for a plastic tip Laughing Laughing Laughing

was gonna mention a rim shot but thought better of it Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:29 pm    Post subject: BBC moderators' sense of humour/music bypass Reply with quote

I got modded on the POV board for slagging off Sinitta's performance on 'Grease Is The Word'.

I'm guessing that this ex-girlfriend of David Essex's and Simon Cowell's must be Lugless Douglas's newest signing. Shocked
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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thank god for a plastic tip Laughing Laughing Laughing

was gonna mention a rim shot but thought better of it Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


Was gonna say "In off the brown" but I'm adult enough to resist the temptation Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:12 pm    Post subject: Re: BBC moderators' sense of humour/music bypass Reply with quote

pickle wrote:
I got modded on the POV board for slagging off Sinitta's performance on 'Grease Is The Word'.

I'm guessing that this ex-girlfriend of David Essex's and Simon Cowell's must be Lugless Douglas's newest signing. Shocked


"Lugless" !!!! Like it, Pickle! Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

PJ in Kent wrote:
seymourwhitebits wrote:
thank god for a plastic tip Laughing Laughing Laughing

was gonna mention a rim shot but thought better of it Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


Was gonna say "In off the brown" but I'm adult enough to resist the temptation Laughing


or even "kissed the pink" Embarassed

-Seymour reaches for his cagoule and shuffles out the room-
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