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Scott Nelson Guest
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 6:43 pm Post subject: Ernie, Ernie, DID he ride the fastest milk float in the Wes |
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How could he have done? It was by horse and cart (probably not very good horsepower, either)!
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Natasha Little Miss Lovely Smile
Joined: 09 Dec 2006 Posts: 790
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 9:41 pm Post subject: |
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Are Sue and Two Ton Ted still loved up? What happened to Trigger and who took over Ernies's milk round? Questions, questions |
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Toggy tea slurper Guest
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 9:48 pm Post subject: |
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Would you like it pasturised cos pasturised is best... |
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Natasha Little Miss Lovely Smile
Joined: 09 Dec 2006 Posts: 790
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:46 pm Post subject: |
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No , just up to my chin _________________ Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it. |
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Scott Nelson Guest
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 11:26 pm Post subject: |
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I prefer fully skimmed organic. |
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Toggy tea slurper Guest
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 12:14 pm Post subject: |
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But no doubt you'll be happy if it comes up to your chest (that tickled old Ernie ) |
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MIKERAPHONE
Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 301 Location: Bury..home of the World famous Black Pudding!!
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:37 pm Post subject: |
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I believe it all kicked off at half past four outside Sue's place!!!!!! |
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Two stepper
Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 134 Location: Propped beside the jukebox
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:42 pm Post subject: |
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I'll say it kicked off....
Now Ernie dragged him from his van
And beneath the blazing sun
They stood there face to face
And Ted went for his bun
But Ernie was to quick
Things didn't go the way Ted planned
And a strawberry flavoured youghurt
Sent it spinning from his hand
Now Sue she ran between them
And tried to keep them apart
And Ernie pushed her aside
And a rock cake caught him underneath his heart
And he looked up in pained surprise
As the concrete hardened crust
Of a stale pork pie caught him in the eye
And Ernie bit the dust
Poor Ernie...... |
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Toggy tea slurper Guest
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:43 pm Post subject: |
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Poor Ernie |
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Captain Pugwash
Joined: 08 Dec 2006 Posts: 67 Location: Cambridgeshire
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:46 pm Post subject: |
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UPDATE:
Ted was made redundant, Trigger was last seen trotting round the back of the local Chinese restaurant, and Sue left Ted for the manager of the newly built local Tesco Extra (that way she got her milk and hot meat pies all from one source). |
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Cherskiy
Joined: 08 Dec 2006 Posts: 3701 Location: near Amble, Northumberland
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:55 pm Post subject: |
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I thought Trigger ended up in the glue factory - or was that Shergar?
Cherskiy _________________ Author: “To the Ends of the Earth: A Snapshot of Aviation in North-Eastern Siberia, Summer 1992”
(Free to read via Kindle Unlimited) |
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gfloyd
Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 4861 Location: Here, There, Everywhere.
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:08 pm Post subject: |
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Cherskiy wrote: | I thought Trigger ended up in the glue factory - or was that Shergar?
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Shergar ended up in a dog food factory "allegedly" _________________ His name was ernie ........ and he drove the fastest milk cart in the west..... |
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Captain Pugwash
Joined: 08 Dec 2006 Posts: 67 Location: Cambridgeshire
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:46 pm Post subject: |
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Jeez, your picture Ernie! what an ugly so and so you are
You remind me of someone but I just can't put a name to the face |
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Scott Nelson Guest
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:14 pm Post subject: |
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Derek Jameson? |
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Natasha Little Miss Lovely Smile
Joined: 09 Dec 2006 Posts: 790
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 12:47 pm Post subject: |
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Cherskiy wrote: | I thought Trigger ended up in the glue factory - or was that Shergar?
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO _________________ Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it. |
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Behind Geddon's Wall
Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 1553 Location: Kingston Upon Hull/ The Cloud Factory
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:37 pm Post subject: |
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I thought Shergar was last seen being ridden into the sunset by Lord Lucan _________________ Geddon
You simply mustn't blame yourself -- the days were perfect
And so were exactly what I was born to spoil
For I am the Rider to the World's End
Bound across the cinder causeway
From the furnace to the quarry
Through the fields of oil |
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